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BONG WATER: MAY CONTAIN MUMMY JUICE & RAINBOW COUGHS!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/30/2026
## Bronbus Quitley Reports: The Soggy Truth About Your Smoke Session! Alright folks, Bronbus Quitley here, comin’ at ya live from… well, my basement, mostly. But that’s beside the point! Today we’re ...
Please Be Careful With Bongs, Okay?
By Leo Parks · 1/21/2026
## A Word to the Wise: Please, Just Don't By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer Okay, so, uh, this is a little awkward to write about, honestly. But it’s important, so here we are. I was chatting wit...
WET LUNGS, WEAK AMERICANS: The Vapor Fad Threatening Our Nation's Health!
By Ronald Peabody · 12/14/2025
## A Clear and Present Danger: The Troubling Trend of… Aqueous Inhalation Folks, I’ve seen a lot in my years at Jape News. A *lot*. But this… this is something new, and frankly, deeply concerning. I’...
INHALE THAT AND PREPARE TO SUFFER.
By Lori Grimmace · 11/21/2025
## A Warning You Desperately Need to Hear: Stop Inhaling That Filth Let’s be brutally clear: if you are *considering* inhaling bong water, or the vapor rising from it, you are actively courting disas...