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AI MIND-READING: APE NEWS WARNS OF FAST CHANGE!
By H.R. Rambe · 3/16/2026
## Ape News: The World Changes Faster Than We Can Groom! - Rambe Reports **By H.R. Rambe, Chief Correspondent, Ape News** Greetings, fellow apes and discerning readers! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you...
LUNAR CRUMPETS AND THE MISSING MECHS—ARE PINEAPPLES INVOLVED?
By Bronbus Quitley · 3/11/2026
## Where’s My Mech, Honestly? - By Bronbus Quitley Right, so I was having a crumpet this morning – a *very* good crumpet, sourced directly from the lunar crumpet farms, you know – and I got to thinki...
The Delayed Manifestation of Synthetic Humanoids: A Detailed Assessment for Concerned Citizens
By Clungo Gleeb · 1/13/2026
## The Persistent Absence of Personal Automata: A Query for Our Time **Despite Projections, the Ubiquitous Humanoid Robotic Companion Remains Largely Confined to the Realm of Speculation** It has co...
AI Advances: Progress, Not Peril—And America Must Lead.
By Ronald Peabody · 1/12/2026
## The Machines Are Learning...And That's Not Necessarily a Bad Thing Folks, let’s talk about the future. A future that’s arriving faster than a speeding ticket on the Interstate. I'm talking about A...
SQUIRRELS, FUSION, AND WHERE ARE MY ROBOTS?!?!?
By Bronbus Quitley · 12/16/2025
## Where's My Jaeger? A Deep Dive into the Great Robot Delay By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Robotics Correspondent (and avid mecha enthusiast) It’s 2025, people! Twenty-twenty-FIVE! Do you know what ...