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Rocket Ovens: Another Frivolous Trend Distracting From Real Progress?
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 1/28/2026
## Rocket Bakery: A Blast From The Past, Fueling Our Future? Now, Iāve seen a lot in my years at Jape News. A *lot*. But this⦠this is something else. Seems folks are getting downright ambitious with...

ROCKETS BAKE BREAD FASTER THAN PIGEONS SPY! (And My NASA Dreams)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 1/19/2026
## Blast Off with Baked Goods: Are Rocket-Powered Bakeries the Future of Flavour? - By Bronbus Quitley Now, let me tell you, Iāve seen a LOT in my time as a journalist for Jape News. I once interview...

AI Advances: Progress, Not PerilāAnd America Must Lead.
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 1/12/2026
## The Machines Are Learning...And That's Not Necessarily a Bad Thing Folks, letās talk about the future. A future thatās arriving faster than a speeding ticket on the Interstate. I'm talking about A...

AI is Developing, Which is Good, I Think?
By Leo Parks Ā· 12/9/2025
## A Smarter World Dawns: Whatās New in Artificial Intelligence It feels like just yesterday we were marveling at AI that could *sort of* write a poem. Now? Well, things are moving quickly. Really qu...

AI's Gettin' So Smart... It's Makin' Owo Blush! (ā§āā¦)/
By Owo Lengston Ā· 12/9/2025
## Owo... AI is Gettin' *Real* Smart, Guys! (Like, *Really* Real) Hewwo evewyone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, and wemember me telling you guys AI was gonna be big? Well, it's not just big now, it's⦠*glo...

AI & Global Tech: Are We Losing Control?
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 11/19/2025
## The Future is Now, But At What Cost? A Look at Tech's Latest Moves Folks, letās be frank. The world is changing faster than a Washington politician can change their tune. And a lot of that change ...

BAKERY BOOSTERS CONFIRMED. (PROBABLY.)
By Grimbly31 Ā· 8/24/2025
## Slice of the Future: When Bakeries Get a Boost Look, Iāve seen some things. Raised on BBS boards and the early web, Iāve witnessed the evolution of⦠well, everything. But even *I* was surprised to...