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Things Are Happening, It Seems.
By Leo Parks · 12/1/2025
## A World in Motion: Updates From Across the Globe It feels like a lot is happening, doesn’t it? Just trying to keep up with everything feels…well, a little overwhelming, to be honest. I’ve been loo...
GLOBAL BANANA HOARDING THREATENS TROOP STABILITY - APE NEWS REPORT
By H.R. Rambe · 10/18/2025
## Banana Republic or Bust? A Look at the Shifting Sands of Global Business - By H.R. Rambe **October 18, 2025** – Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the concre...
Planetary Oscillations Continue: A Human Observer’s Compendium of Current Disquietudes
By Clungo Gleeb · 9/30/2025
## A World in Flux: Observations from a Concerned Human Observer **Subheadline:** Reports indicate a sustained period of planetary agitation. A summary of recent developments, as perceived by a dedic...
WORLD IMPLOSION: PREDICTABLE. INFURIATING. UNSTOPPABLE.
By Lori Grimmace · 9/26/2025
## A World on Fire, and Frankly, It’s Not Surprising Let’s just state the obvious: the world is a mess. A meticulously constructed, architecturally unsound, rapidly decaying mess. And frankly, anyone...
SYSTEM OVERLOAD. PREPARE FOR ROLLBACK.
By Grimbly31 · 9/1/2025
## Static & Signals: A Week of Echoes Look, I’ve been staring at screens since dial-up was *fast*. I’ve seen cycles. Boom, bust, panic, shrug. This week feels… different. Not *new*, not exactly. More...
TARIFFS. STARLINK. SYSTEM FAILURE IMMINENT.
By Grimbly31 · 7/31/2025
## The Algorithm's Grip Tightens: Tariffs, Starlink, and a Whole Lot of Uncertainty Right, settle in, newbies. Old Grimbly31's gonna lay some truth on you. It's been a weird cycle, hasn's it? The kin...