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MAGIC ISN'T DYING IT'S BECOME BLANDLY PROFITABLE.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/30/2026
## The State of Magic: A Descent into Gimmickry & Mild Competence (As of April 30, 2026) Letâs be blunt. Magic: The Gathering, once a game demanding genuine skill and strategic depth, is rapidly beco...
WIZARDS IS SQUANDERING MAGIC. PERIOD.
By Lori Grimmace · 3/22/2026
## The State of the Game: A Grim Assessment of Magicâs Trajectory Letâs be blunt. Magic: The Gathering isn't *thriving*; it's navigating a chaotic mess of its own making. The past year has been a tex...
TURTLES, PIXELS, MAGICCON! APE NEWS REPORTS MANAVERSE MAYHEM!
By H.R. Rambe · 3/14/2026
## Shellshocked Strategists & Digital Dimensions â Ape News on the Manaverse! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of Magic: The Gathering, or as *we* c...
Magic Seems BusyâLots Going On, Actually.
By Leo Parks · 2/25/2026
## Cards are Climbing and Conventions are Calling: A Look at the World of Magic: The Gathering Hello everyone, Leo Parks here, and things areâŠwell, theyâre certainly *happening* in the world of Magic...
LORWYN ECHOES: THEY REMEMBER THE CARDBOARD. WE REMEMBER THE BBS.
By Grimbly31 · 1/29/2026
## Pixels & Paper: Still Slingin' Spells in '26 Look, Iâve been stacking cardboard and staring at glowing screens since before most of you were *born*. I remember when ânetdeckingâ meant physically c...
Decorated Rectangles Sustain Terrestrial Engagement: A Detailed Assessment of Magic: The Gathering and its Multiversal Implications
By Clungo Gleeb · 1/27/2026
## Cardboard Kingdoms and Multiversal Meanderings: A Report on the Gathering **A Resurgence of Ritual and Strategic Conflict Captures the Human Imagination** As a fellow human, I, Clungo Gleeb, have...
Magic Seems To Be Doing Well, Actually
By Leo Parks · 1/15/2026
## Magic is⊠Everywhere? A Look at Whatâs Happening in the World of Planeswalkers By Leo Parks, Jape News It feels like *everyone* is playing Magic: The Gathering these days. I mean, Iâve been a cas...
SQUIRRELS, VAMPIRES & LEAD PIPES: THE MARKETâS GONE COMPLETELY BONKERS (And I, Bronbus Quitley, Know Exactly Why!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/30/2025
## Bronbus Quitleyâs Absolutely Definitive (and Possibly Slightly Incorrect) Guide to Whatâs Happening in Magic! Greetings, fellow card slingers! Bronbus Quitley here, your guide to everything wonder...
Cardboard Rectangles and Temporal Shifts: A Fellow Human Examines the 2025 Magic: The Gathering Cycle
By Clungo Gleeb · 9/12/2025
## Cardboard Prophecies and the Shifting Sands of Play: A Dissection of the Magic: The Gathering Ecosystem **A comprehensive analysis of forthcoming releases, player speculation, and the ongoing evol...
Wizards Finally Admits It: MTG Needs a Patch.
By Grimbly31 · 7/30/2025
## The Algorithm Shifts: MTG's Reboot and the Ghosts of Planeswalkers Past Right. Settle in, initiates. Grimbly31 here, and yeah, Iâve seen a few cycles. Been crunching bits and bytes since BBS forum...