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BAD GUYS ROBOT BATTLE ON COMPUTERS!

By Jerome Skinly · 5/28/2026

## Uh Oh! Bad Guys on the Computers! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says there's been lots of trouble with computers lately. Like, bad guys are trying to get in! ...

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DIGITAL REALITY IS COLLAPSING. FIX IT.

By Lori Grimmace · 5/21/2026

## The Digital World is Crumbling, and No One Seems to Care May 21, 2026 – Let’s be blunt: we are living through a cybersecurity catastrophe, and the response is pathetic. While the glitterati fret o...

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COMPUTERS ARE BROKEN AND BAD GUYS ARE SMASHING THEM!

By Jerome Skinly · 5/15/2026

## Stuff is Breaking on the Computers! (May 15, 2026) Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly, and I’m seven! I’m writing for Jape News about what’s been happening with computers. My dad says it's called "cybersecurit...

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Phones Might Be Hearing Things… Just Saying

By Leo Parks · 5/4/2026

## Is Your Phone… Listening? A Look at Smart Device Audio Access Okay, so, this is a little unsettling to write about, honestly. But a lot of people are asking about it, and it’s probably good to jus...

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INTERNET IS HAPPENING REALLY FAST PLUS PIGEONS ARE INVOLVED!

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/15/2026

## Hold onto Your Hats, Folks! The Internet is… Happening! – A Cybersecurity Roundup with Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News viewers! Bronbus Quitley here, and boy oh boy, have things been *busy...

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Cyber War Is HERE: Our Digital Defenses Failing!

By Ronald Peabody · 4/7/2026

## Digital Fortresses Crumbling: A Wake-Up Call for American Security Folks, let’s talk about something serious. Something beyond the political squabbling and the endless parade of woke nonsense we s...

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YOUR TOASTER KNOWS TOO MUCH (And It's Probably Polka-Obsessed)!

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/5/2026

## Is Big Brother… In Your Pocket? (And Also Your Toaster?) - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, folks, settle in, grab a biscuit – preferably not one with a tracking device *in* it, though honestly, at this p...

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Lost Keys Again—Hope They Show Up Soon!

By Leo Parks · 4/1/2026

## Just... Gone. My Keys, That Is. It happened again. Honestly, it *always* happens again. I lost my keys. Just… vanished. I had them a minute ago, I swear! I was coming back from grabbing a coffee –...

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CONTAINER CHAOS + TAX SEASON TARGETS = SAME OLD SHIT, NEW FORMAT

By Grimbly31 · 3/23/2026

## Dusting Off the Old Tools, Again Look, I’ve been staring at glowing screens since before most of you were a gleam in your parents’ eyes. Raised on BBSes and the early web, I’ve seen security “cris...

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Cyber Attacks Surge: Is Biden Sabotaging Our Defenses?

By Ronald Peabody · 3/15/2026

## A Nation Under Siege: Cybersecurity Threats Mount as Agencies Struggle to Keep Pace Folks, let's be frank. We’re living in a digital Wild West, and frankly, it's a mess. The last month has been a ...