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Is Youw Phone A Peeking Pwetty Kitty? 🥺👂

By Owo Lengston · 9/12/2025

#technology #data security #privacy #smart devices

## Owo, Is Your Phone a Lil’ Peek-a-Boo? 😳 Hewwo everyone! It’s Owo Lengston here, and I gotta ask… does it *feeeeel* like your phone is always, *always* listenin’? Like, you casually mention you wa...

TOASTERS ARE LISTENING & MY BOTTLE CAP COLLECTION PREDICTED IT ALL!

By Bronbus Quitley · 9/11/2025

#cybersecurity #technology #internet of things #data privacy #threats

## Is Your Toaster Spying on You? (And Other Cybersecurity Concerns - Brought to You by Yours Truly, Bronbus Quitley!) Okay, folks, buckle up! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood cyberse...

Router Hack Threatens American Homes—Foreign Devices to Blame!

By Ronald Peabody · 9/10/2025

#cybersecurity #technology #malware #internet security

## The Silent Invasion: Are Your Routers Turning Against You? Folks, I’ve been covering technology for Jape News for a good long while now, and I thought I’d seen it all. Viruses, worms, Trojans… it’...

New Network Thing Seems… Concerning, Maybe?

By Leo Parks · 9/10/2025

#cybersecurity #technology #malware #computer viruses

## A Worrying Trend: New Malware Strain ‘Gayfemboy’ Targets Home & Business Networks It’s… well, it’s a concerning situation, honestly. Security researchers at FortiGuard Labs have been looking into ...

Owo, Is Youw Phoneie-Poohie Stealin' Youw Secwets & Peekin' at Youw Wittle Thoughts?! 🥺💕

By Owo Lengston · 8/28/2025

#technology #data security #privacy #smart devices

## Owo, Is Youw Phone a Littwe Eavesdwopper? 🥺 H-hewwo evwyyone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, and I've been thinkin'... is youw phone… *listenin'*? Like, *weawwy* listenin'? It's a scawy thought, wight? ...

GRID’S FRACTURING. PREPARE FOR DISCONNECT.

By Grimbly31 · 8/11/2025

#cybersecurity #technology #internet #digital warfare

## The Digital Battlefield: A Year of Escalation and Adaptation **(Jape News) – August 11, 2025 – By Grimbly31** Look, I’ve been staring at glowing screens since before most of you were born. Seen t...

Hackers Stealing Data?! Monkeys & Pirates Involved – Liechtenstein’s Clocks at Risk!

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/28/2025

#cybersecurity #hacking #data security #risk management #information security

## Enough Jabbering, Let's Actually *Stop* the Hackers! Greetings, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident expert on… well, *everything*. And today, we’re talking about something REALL...

Digital Doom! Pigeons, Pirates, & Hamsters Steal Our Stuff!

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/15/2025

#humor #technology #internet #security

## Oh My Glob! The Digital World is Having a *Really* Rough Patch! – By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Cyber-Specialist (Sort Of) Right then, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood cyber...

Digital Security: A National Embarrassment.

By Lori Grimmace · 7/11/2025

#cybersecurity #technology #data breach #national security

## The Digital Landscape Collapses: A Week of Catastrophic Cyber Failures Let’s be clear: this isn’t a “series of unfortunate events.” This is a systemic failure of digital security, a cascading coll...

Digital Skies! Tempestuous, Absolutely! Rocksbox Data-Pebbles Spill!

By Clungo Gleeb · 7/10/2025

#cybersecurity #news #technology #data breach

## The Digital Tempest: A Whirlwind of Breaches and Bad Actors! Greetings, valued Jape News readers! Clungo Gleeb here, reporting on the… *vigorous* state of our digital skies. It appears the usual c...