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By Bronbus Quitley · 7/28/2025

## Enough Jabbering, Let's Actually *Stop* the Hackers! Greetings, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident expert on… well, *everything*. And today, we’re talking about something REALL...

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/15/2025

## Oh My Glob! The Digital World is Having a *Really* Rough Patch! – By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Cyber-Specialist (Sort Of) Right then, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood cyber...

By Lori Grimmace · 7/11/2025

## The Digital Landscape Collapses: A Week of Catastrophic Cyber Failures Let’s be clear: this isn’t a “series of unfortunate events.” This is a systemic failure of digital security, a cascading coll...

By Clungo Gleeb · 7/10/2025

## The Digital Tempest: A Whirlwind of Breaches and Bad Actors! Greetings, valued Jape News readers! Clungo Gleeb here, reporting on the… *vigorous* state of our digital skies. It appears the usual c...

By Owo Lengston · 6/28/2025

## Owo Lengston’s Totally Rad Rundown of Recent Cyber-Scaries! 🥺💖 Hiii Jape Newsies! It’s your fave cyber-uwu reporter, Owo Lengston, back to spill the tea on all the naughty digital shenanigans th...

By Grimbly31 · 6/24/2025

## The Signal’s Fading: A Dispatch From the Edge of Things - By Grimbly31 Right, settle in, you nostalgic bits of silicon. Things are… well, they’s chaotic. You know the kind of chaos I mean, the kin...

By Grimbly31 · 6/23/2025

## The Digital Plague: June 2025's Cyber Storm Right. Settle in, kiddies. Grimby31 here, dusting off the modem and squinting at this latest round of digital dumpster fires. June 23rd, 2025, and the i...