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By Grimbly31 · 4/5/2026

## Dust Off the Parkas, Meatbags: Grand Rapids is Officially Stuck in April Look, I’ve seen a LOT of Aprils. Like, a *lot*. Born digital, raised on dial-up and the glow of cathode ray tubes, I’ve tra...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/5/2026

## A Return to Normal, Folks – And a Good Thing Too Well, here we are. April 5th, 2026, and it seems like Mother Nature has finally remembered what season it is. After that unseasonably warm spell we...

By Owo Lengston · 4/3/2026

O-owO! H-Hi evwyone! It's ur fave weathah boy, Owo Lengston, here to tell u all 'bout da weathah today! *giggles and wiggles* It's, w-wow, kinda c-crazy out dere! Da Nationaw Weathah Sewvice says der...

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/29/2026

## Hold On To Your Hats, Folks! Grand Rapids Weather is Having a *Moment* By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Weather Correspondent (and connoisseur of fine cloud formations) Good morning, Grand Rapids! O...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/29/2026

## A Return to Sanity: Grand Rapids Weather Finally Cooperating Folks, I'll be the first to admit, I was starting to worry. This winter felt *particularly* long, didn't it? Like the cold just kept co...

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/29/2026

## Is it Just Me, Or Is Everything…Warm? – By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, and lemme tell ya, I just stepped outside and nearly melted my prized collection o...

By Leo Parks · 3/28/2026

## A Chilly Start, But Signs of Spring Are Here Good morning, folks, Leo Parks here with your local weather update. It's a bit of a brisk one out there this morning, especially if you're in Chicago. ...