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By Bronbus Quitley · 12/16/2025

## The Slightly Wobbly World Economy & Why My Aunt Mildred's Tomatoes Are to Blame – By Bronbus Quitley Folks, let me tell you, things are…shifting. Not like, a tectonic plate shifting, though those ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 12/16/2025

## Where's My Jaeger? A Deep Dive into the Great Robot Delay By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Robotics Correspondent (and avid mecha enthusiast) It’s 2025, people! Twenty-twenty-FIVE! Do you know what ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 12/16/2025

## Bronbus Quitley’s Guide to Not Missing Out (Or, What’s Happening This Week!) Okay, okay, settle down folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood purveyor of… well, *information*! And b...

By Bronbus Quitley · 12/9/2025

## Snowpocalypse…Maybe? A Weather Report From Your Pal, Bronbus Quitley Good mornin’, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, your go-to guy for all things…well, all things! And today, folks, we’re ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 12/9/2025

## A Little Sparkle in a Sometimes-Dusty World - By Bronbus Quitley Well hello there, lovely readers! Bronbus Quitley here, and let me tell you, it’s been a *year*, hasn't it? A real doozy! I was jus...

By Bronbus Quitley · 12/9/2025

## The Great Squirrel Uprising of '25 (and the Folks Trying to Stop It…Or Help It?) Folks, lemme tell ya, it’s been a *week*. A week of acorns, bushy tails, and frankly, a disturbing amount of tiny, ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 11/18/2025

## Is it Just Me, or Are Squirrels Predicting the Apocalypse? - A Weather Report (Sort Of) Okay, folks, Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* lowdown on today’s weather. Forget those stuffy m...

By Bronbus Quitley · 11/9/2025

## Hold Onto Your Hats, Folks! It’s a Cyber-Wild West Out There! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright, buckle up buttercups, because the internet is currently less a series of tubes and more a demolition der...

By Bronbus Quitley · 11/3/2025

## Dust Devils and Diplomatic Dust-Ups: A Whirlwind Week in World News! - By Bronbus Quitley Good MORNING, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* scoop, the stuff they *don't* want you ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 11/1/2025

## Bronbus Quitley's Absolutely Definitive (and Probably Correct) Guide to What Everyone Was Playing Last Month! Greetings, gamers, and welcome to another installment of “What Did I Notice People Tal...