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PIGEONS, THE MOON, & MY CAT: EVERYTHINGâS UPSIDE DOWN (AND NEEDS TUNA!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/14/2025
## Is Everything Upside Down? A Look at Whatâs Happening (And Why My Cat Thinks Itâs All About Tuna) Folks, let me tell you, things are⊠*happening*. I woke up this morning, made myself a lovely cup ...
Pigeons Plummet, Robots Brew, Llamas Rule & SPACE HOTELS?! (Mildred Told Me So!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/10/2025
## Pigeon Post Profits Plummet, While Robo-Baristas Rise! (And My Aunt Mildred's Knitting Business is Doing *Remarkably* Well) Okay folks, buckle up, because the business world is a *whirlwind*! I wa...
HIPPOS, FROSTIES & TAYLOR SWIFT: PROOF THE WORLD ISNâT DOOMED (Probably Because of Polka!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/8/2025
## Hold the Phone! The World Isnât *Totally* Crazy (Probably)! - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, deep breaths everyone. I know, I *know*. You turn on the news and itâs just⊠ugh. Doom and gloom. Polit...
PICKLE ICE CREAM PREDICTS CHAOS: Storms, Tornado UPGRADES, & Newt Colonies!
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/7/2025
## Is it a Storm? Is it a Breeze? Honestly, Who Even KNOWS?! - By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News readers! Or afternoon, depending on if youâve lost track of time staring at the sky like I ha...
WARREN'S ARE BACK & MY CHIHUAHUA IS MORE TERRIFIED OF CITRUS!
By Bronbus Quitley · 9/25/2025
## Did They REALLY Need *Another* Conjuring? - A Review of *The Conjuring: Last Rites* Okay, folks, settle in, because Bronbus Quitley has SEEN things. Dark things. Specifically, Iâve seen *The Conju...
MARSHMALLOW CLOUDS & TANGOING SEAWEEDâIS THE WEATHER PLAYING PRANKS?!
By Bronbus Quitley · 9/23/2025
## Is That a Cloud...Or a Giant Marshmallow?! - A Grand Rapids Weather Report (by Bronbus Quitley) Good morning, Grand Rapids! OrâŠis it good? Honestly, Iâm looking out my window and itâsâŠwell, itâs *...
PIGEONS ARE RUNNING WALL STREET & NOBODY TOLD YOU?! (Plus Biscuits & Alpacas!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 9/15/2025
## Pigeon Post is Back, and Nobody Noticed (Except Me!) - A Business Roundup with Bronbus Quitley Alright folks, buckle up your bootstraps because the business world is doing the cha-cha! It's a wild...
TOASTERS ARE LISTENING & MY BOTTLE CAP COLLECTION PREDICTED IT ALL!
By Bronbus Quitley · 9/11/2025
## Is Your Toaster Spying on You? (And Other Cybersecurity Concerns - Brought to You by Yours Truly, Bronbus Quitley!) Okay, folks, buckle up! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood cyberse...
BADGERS, BANANAS & BAD TRANSLATIONS: THE INTERNETâS LOST HAMSTER-RUN KINGDOM!
By Bronbus Quitley · 9/8/2025
## Remember When the Internet Was Made ofâŠWhatever *This* Was? A Deep Dive into Old Newgrounds Folks, lemme tell ya, I've seen things on the internet. *Things*. Before TikTok dances and influencer ap...
HOT DOGS ARE SALADS & THE PIGEONS KNOW EVERYTHING (Plus Zucchini Wisdom!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 8/26/2025
## Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich? Or⊠a Salad?! My Investigation (and the Pigeon Conspiracy) By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Culinary Correspondent (and Expert on All Things Delicious, Mostly) Okay, folks, ...