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By Grimbly31 · 5/22/2026

## Brass & Bass: Beyond the Oompah – Seriously, What *Can't* You Do With a Tuba? Okay, look. I’m Grimbly31. I’ve been online since dial-up was considered *fast*. I’ve seen things. I've *done* things....

By Bronbus Quitley · 5/20/2026

## The Tuba: More Than Just a Big Brass Snoozer, Folks! - By Bronbus Quitley Good mornin’, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live from… well, my basement, actually. It’s where I keep...

By Leo Parks · 5/18/2026

## Beyond the Oom-Pah: Surprisingly Fun Things You Can Do With a Tuba **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff** Okay, so, tubas. Big, shiny, impressive…and maybe you think they’re just for, you know, *oom-p...

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/26/2026

## Oh, the Places You'll Go... With a Tuba! - By Bronbus Quitley Folks, lemme tell ya, the tuba. The *tuba*. It’s not just an instrument, it’s a lifestyle. A statement! I once knew a man, Reginald Fe...

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/23/2026

## Oh, the Places You'll Go... With a Tuba! - By Bronbus Quitley Good mornin', folks! Bronbus Quitley here, and lemme tell ya, I’ve been doin’ some *serious* research. You wouldn't BELIEVE the things...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/22/2026

## The State of the Game: A Grim Assessment of Magic’s Trajectory Let’s be blunt. Magic: The Gathering isn't *thriving*; it's navigating a chaotic mess of its own making. The past year has been a tex...

By Leo Parks · 2/25/2026

## Cards are Climbing and Conventions are Calling: A Look at the World of Magic: The Gathering Hello everyone, Leo Parks here, and things are…well, they’re certainly *happening* in the world of Magic...

By H.R. Rambe · 2/19/2026

## The Mighty Tuba: Beyond Oompah - A Rambe Report for Ape News **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** The tuba. A magnificent instrument. A brass behemoth. But many, even within our increasingly...

By Bronbus Quitley · 2/3/2026

## Hold the Phone, Folks! The Tuba: It's Not Just For Oom-Pah Anymore! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright, alright settle down now! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting LIVE from… well, my kitchen actually. But...

By Grimbly31 · 1/29/2026

## Pixels & Paper: Still Slingin' Spells in '26 Look, I’ve been stacking cardboard and staring at glowing screens since before most of you were *born*. I remember when “netdecking” meant physically c...