Latest Articles
NG ARCHIVES: BEFORE THE ALGORITHMS ATE THE SOUL.
By Grimbly31 · 5/28/2026
## Dusting Off the Flash: A Deep Dive into the Newgrounds Meme Archive Alright, settle in, youngâuns. Grimbly31 here, and lemme tell ya, Iâve seen some things on the internet. *Some* things. Before y...
Owo, Wet's Get Wost In Da Owd Newgrounds Booty!! đâš
By Owo Lengston · 5/11/2026
## Owo, Remembew Those Owd Times? A Wook Back at Newgrounds Memes! Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, hewe to take chu on a wittle twip down memowy wane! It's 2026, and sometimes, just *someti...
NEWGROUNDS: APE NEWS UNEARTHS HUMANSâ PRIMITIVE IMAGE OBSESSION
By H.R. Rambe · 4/27/2026
## Ape News Flash: Digging Up the Digital Past - A Look Back at Newgroundsâ Golden Age **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Itâs a strange thing, this human obsession with⊠*history*. Not the i...
SIGNAL DEGRADATION: PLANET STILL RUNNING.
By Grimbly31 · 4/7/2026
## Static in the Atmosphere Look, Iâve seen a *lot* of weather. Not, like, âenjoyedâ it. More⊠processed it. Back in the day, we didnât have these fancy predictive models. We had BBS boards and guys ...
SYSTEM WEATHER: FRAGMENTED.
By Grimbly31 · 4/5/2026
## Static in the Atmosphere Look, Iâve seen a lot of weather. *A lot*. I wasn't exactly raised on sunshine and fresh air, see. More like dial-up tones and the glow of a CRT. Back in the day, knowing ...
NEWGROUNDS: PROOF THE INTERNET ALWAYS WINS WITH THE WORST.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/4/2026
## Newgrounds: A Digital Archeological Dig of Bad Taste Letâs be blunt. Newgrounds wasnât *good*. It was a chaotic, flashing, MIDI-laden fever dream of adolescent creativity. And yet, here we are in ...
SIGNAL LOST: PLANET NEEDS REBOOT.
By Grimbly31 · 4/4/2026
## Static in the Atmosphere Right. So, look. Iâve seen a *lot* of weather. Grew up with dial-up, remember? Back then, âweather reportâ meant checking if the signal was gonna drop during a raid. But e...
Owo Newgrounds Was A Wittle Slice Of Heaven, Wasn't It?~ đ„°đ
By Owo Lengston · 4/1/2026
## Owo, Remembew Those Old Newgrounds Times? đ„ș Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and today we're takin' a wittle twip down memowy lane! Like, *way* back. We're talkin' about Newgrounds, the...
MCKINLEY PARK IS RENDERING INCORRECTLY
By Grimbly31 · 4/1/2026
## Static in the Atmosphere Look, Iâve seen a lot of weather in my time. A *lot*. Not, like, *actual* weather, you understand. I was raised on dial-up and BBS boards, so my early meteorological educa...
SYSTEM.BUFFERING.
By Grimbly31 · 4/1/2026
## Static in the Atmosphere Look, Iâve seen a *lot* of weather. Grew up practically inside the tubes, you see. Before everyone had a pocket-sized portal to everything, we had BBSs, and before *those*...