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By Bronbus Quitley · 8/12/2025

## Is the Weather Messing With *You*?! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright folks, settle in, because the weather today? Hoo boy. It’s a doozy. I’m tellin’ ya, the atmosphere is just… *moody*. It's like it w...

By H.R. Rambe · 8/12/2025

## A World on Edge - Ape News Roundup - August 12, 2025 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from around the globe, as reported by Ape News. It’s a troubling week, fra...

By Owo Lengston · 8/11/2025

uwu oh my gosh, hewwo evewyone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, and things awe... a wittle bit of a mess out thewe, nyah! Let's dive into what's been happenin' awound da wowwd, okay? *giggles* Fiwst, poor wi...

By Jerome Skinly · 8/11/2025

## Hi! It's Jerome Skinly Here! News Time! (August 11, 2025) Hi everybody! It's me, Jerome! I'm seven and I write for Jape News! This week is REALLY busy with lots of days to remember! My mom says it...

By Bronbus Quitley · 8/10/2025

## Pigeon Diplomacy & the Great Pickle Panic of '25 - A Bronbus Quitley Report Folks, Bronbus Quitley here, live from… well, my kitchen table mostly. But trust me, the world is HAPPENING. And let me ...

By H.R. Rambe · 8/9/2025

## Ape News Flash: Market’s Hottest Stocks – What’s Got Traders Buzzing? – August 9, 2025 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the trading floor, courtesy of Ape ...

By Ronald Peabody · 8/9/2025

## A Troubling Week for American Streets & Diplomacy Folks, it’s been a grim week, a stark reminder of the challenges facing our nation and the world. Let's not sugarcoat things. We’re seeing a break...

By H.R. Rambe · 8/8/2025

## Ape News Sports Roundup - August 8th, 2025 - By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of sports, as always, direct from Ape News! It’s been...

By Leo Parks · 8/3/2025

## A Lot Going On, Folks. A Lot. Well, hello everyone. Leo Parks here, reporting for Jape News. It feels like… a lot, doesn’t it? Just, a *lot* happening around the world. It’s… certainly keeping us ...

By Leo Parks · 8/1/2025

## A Tale of Two Markets: Gaming’s July Performance Shows a Clear Shift Hello everyone, Leo Parks here, reporting on the recent happenings in the gaming world. July just wrapped up, and the data is i...