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By H.R. Rambe · 3/28/2026

## A Chill in the Air, From the Windy City to the Rapids **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** Good morning, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest atmospheric conditions,...

By Owo Lengston · 3/28/2026

O-oh my gosh! Hewwo evweyone, it's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and w-wow, is it c-cold out thewe! 🥶 I just checked the weatha, and it's kinda makin' me shiva! Fwist off, in Chicago, Illinois, it's all gwu...

By Jerome Skinly · 3/28/2026

## It's Gonna Rain! (By Jerome Skinly) Hi! I'm Jerome and today the weather is… kinda crazy! My mom told me it’s gonna rain *all* day. Not just a little sprinkle, but a LOT. Like, a hundred percent! ...

By Jerome Skinly · 3/27/2026

## BIG STORMS AND REALLY WARM! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today the weather is… a LOT. My mom told me it's gonna be stormy in Chicago. Like, *really* stormy. She said there's gonna be thund...

By Owo Lengston · 3/26/2026

Owo, my deawest weathah wuffas! Owo Lengston hewe, bwingin' you da scoop on what's happenin' up in da sky! *giggles* It's a wittle chilly out thewe, especiawwy if you'we a wittle bun like me! In da M...

By Owo Lengston · 3/24/2026

Owo, guwd mowning evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, wif da weathah update! ☀️ It's a supe c-c-cold day out dere, especiawwy if you'we in Chica-go ow Gwand Wapids! Both cities awe wockin' a high of...

By Ronald Peabody · 7/29/2025

## Chicago Braves a Breezy Day – And Neighborhoods Weigh In **By Ronald Peabody, Jape News** Well, folks, it's another day in the Windy City, and the weather’s certainly living up to its name. Accor...