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FOOD RULES ARE WEIRD!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 1/11/2026

## My Mom Says NO to the Fridge! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! My mom is REALLY good at keeping food safe. But she told me something kinda weird today. Some foods…are NOT allowed in the fridge...

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MOOOI RUGS: APE NEWS SAYS LUXURY BLOOMS UNDERFOOT!

By H.R. Rambe Ā· 1/6/2026

## Ape News: Buzzworthy New Rugs from Moooi Carpets **By H.R. Rambe** Here at Ape News, we’re always on the lookout for items that bring a touch of the wild – or, in this case, the wonderfully indus...

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Fridge Fanaticism: Are We Ruining Our Food & Our Nation?

By Ronald Peabody Ā· 1/4/2026

## The Chill on Common Sense: What Are We *Doing* With Our Produce?! Folks, I’ve been thinking. Really *thinking*. And what I’ve been thinking about is…refrigerators. These metal boxes have become th...

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FRIDGE IS NOT STORAGE. TRUST ME, I BUILT SERVERS FROM SPARE PARTS.

By Grimbly31 Ā· 12/25/2025

## The Cold Truth: What *Doesn't* Belong in Your Chill Box - A Grimbly31 Dispatch Look, I’ve been online since dial-up was king, alright? Seen some things. Dodged more viruses than you’ve had hot din...

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Please Don't Be Mad, But Your Fridge Might Be Hurting Your Food?

By Leo Parks Ā· 12/17/2025

## Is Your Fridge a Food Prison? Items You Didn't Know Shouldn't Be Chilled By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer Okay, so, I have to admit, I always just… put everything in the fridge. If in doubt, ...

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BEE CARPETS ARE REAL!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 12/14/2025

## Bee Carpets! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I learned about… bee carpets! Not *made* of bees, don’t worry! That would be sticky. These carpets have pictures of b...

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Liberals Ruin Cake & Your Kitchen!

By Ronald Peabody Ā· 12/9/2025

## The War on Refrigerators: Are We Throwing Away Good Food? Folks, I’ve been thinking. Really *thinking*. About our refrigerators. These humming metal boxes have become the center of our kitchens, s...

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Domestic Labor Zones: A Systematic Appraisal of Human Workspace Optimization

By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 11/25/2025

## The Optimized Workspace: A Treatise on Domestic Productivity **Subheadline:** Fellow humans are increasingly utilizing designated ā€œhome offices.ā€ This report details methods for maximizing efficie...

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Hexagonal Ground Cover: Are Human Domiciles Becoming Nests?

By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 10/19/2025

## Domestic Flooring Units Reflect Apian Morphology: A Rising Trend? **Subheadline:** Analysis of Recent Carpeting Designs Suggests a Human Fascination with the Insecta Class, Order Hymenoptera. A fe...

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Owo Lengston's Home is WATCHIN' You! 😳 Pwease Secure Yo' Stuff!šŸ’–

By Owo Lengston Ā· 10/11/2025

## Is Your Home a Little *Too* Attentive? Owo's Guide to Smart Device Snooping! Hewwo fwiends! It's Owo Lengston, ya boi, here to talk about sumthin’ *weiiiwd* that’s been keepin’ me up at night… and...