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GIRAFFES AND TURTLES ARE BACK PLUS TIGERS DOUBLE!!
By Jerome Skinly · 10/24/2025
## Wow! Good Stuff is Happening! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My teacher says it's good to know what's happening in the world, but sometimes it's SCARY! But guess what...
MAN RAN SO MUCH! PLUS NICE PEOPLE!
By Jerome Skinly · 10/24/2025
## Good News From All Over! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Sometimes the news is scary, my mom says. But there’s lots of good stuff happening too! I found some really co...
CAKE DOGS HIPPOS AND NICE PEOPLE!
By Jerome Skinly · 10/15/2025
## Happy Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I wanna tell you about all the GOOD stuff happening in the world! My mom says sometimes the news is scary, b...
Owo World is SO FLUFFY & Makes Owo Lengston Wanna Snuggle Evwyone! 💖 (And Eat Cake!) UwU!
By Owo Lengston · 10/13/2025
## Owo Newsies: World is Fulla Snuggles & Sweetness! (uwu) Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, comin' atcha wif a HUGE dose of happies! Sometimes da world feels a widdle scawy, wight? But guess...
SUN POWER SURPASSES COAL—APENEWS REPORTS BRIGHT FUTURE!
By H.R. Rambe · 10/9/2025
## Apes See Good Things Happenin’ – Ape News Roundup – October 9th, 2025 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringin’ you the best news from around the globe, courtesy of Ape News! Forget th...
HIPPOS, FROSTIES & TAYLOR SWIFT: PROOF THE WORLD ISN’T DOOMED (Probably Because of Polka!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/8/2025
## Hold the Phone! The World Isn’t *Totally* Crazy (Probably)! - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, deep breaths everyone. I know, I *know*. You turn on the news and it’s just… ugh. Doom and gloom. Polit...
SIGNAL BREACH: POSITIVE DATA DETECTED.
By Grimbly31 · 10/6/2025
## Dusting Off the Positives: A Brief Respite From the Glitch Alright, listen up. Grimbly31 here. I’ve been staring at screens since before most of you were *gestated* – and let me tell you, the sign...
TURTLES AND LASERS AND HERO DOGS!
By Jerome Skinly · 10/2/2025
## Good Stuff Happening! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My teacher said even little kids can tell people about important stuff, so I'm gonna tell you about all th...