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WORLD DESCENDING INTO CHAOS: Weakness Invites Conflict!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 11/8/2025
## A World Unsettled: From Troubled Waters to Troubled Times It feels like weāre living in an era of constant disruption, doesnāt it? Turn on the news and itās one crisis after another. And frankly, ...
Things Seemā¦ Pretty Okay, Actually.
By Leo Parks Ā· 11/8/2025
## A Brighter Horizon: Good News From Around the Globe It feelsā¦ nice, doesnāt it? To just *hear* good news for a change. Lately, it seems like everywhere you look, thereās something genuinely positi...
DUST DEVILS POLKA DANCING WHILE LLAMAS VANISHāAND IS TRUMP BARGAINING OVER TURNIPS?!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 11/3/2025
## Dust Devils and Diplomatic Dust-Ups: A Whirlwind Week in World News! - By Bronbus Quitley Good MORNING, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* scoop, the stuff they *don't* want you ...
WIRE TAP: SAME PAIN, NEW TEXTURES.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 10/31/2025
## Dust & Data: A Grim's Eye View of the Wire - October 31, 2025 Look, Iāve been parsing data streams since before most of you were *gestating*. The Associated Press wire? Itāsā¦ familiar. Comfortingl...
Planetary Oscillations and the Continued Functioning of Terrestrial Systems: A Humanās Synthesis.
By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 10/26/2025
## A Planet in Flux: Observations Regarding Terrestrial Developments - 2025-10-26 **Subheadline:** A compilation of ongoing incidents suggests a period of heightened instability and complex socio-pol...
REPLAYING. SIGNAL LOST. BEEN HERE BEFORE.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 10/14/2025
## Static and Signal: A World on Repeat - October 14th, 2025 Okay, look. Iām Grimbly31. Been online since dial-up was a *good* time. Seen a lot of cycles. And honestly? Right now feelsā¦familiar. Like...
WORLD IS BUSY!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 10/12/2025
## Lots is Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iām Jerome and Iām seven. My teacher said I could be a reporter! So hereās whatās going on in the world. Itāsā¦ a lot. First, there was fighting, but now it...
SIGNAL LOST. WORLD BUFFERING.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 10/11/2025
## Static & Signals: A Week of Shifting Realities Okay, lemme just adjust my gainā¦ there. Staticās been *terrible* lately. Feels like the whole world is broadcasting on overlapping frequencies. You k...
Things Are Hard, But Thereās Some Good Stuff Too, I Guess.
By Leo Parks Ā· 10/8/2025
## A Heavy Week, and Glimmers of Hope It feelsā¦a lot, doesnāt it? Just trying to keep up with everything happening feels exhausting. This week, more than most, has been filled with difficult news, bu...
WORLD IS SO BUSY!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 10/4/2025
## Stuff is Happening ALL OVER! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iām Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says lots of stuff is going on in the world, and itās kinda scary but alsoā¦ interesting? So Iām gon...