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By Owo Lengston · 12/19/2025

## Owo, It's Getin' C-C-Cold Out Dere! ❄️🥺 Hewwo Jape News weaders! It's ur boi, Owo Lengston, and w-wow, the weathah is bein' a wittle bit of a twinkie today! 😳 Wight now, in Ann Awbor, it's awmo...

By Jerome Skinly · 12/18/2025

## Brrr! It's Wet and Cold! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and today the weather is… weird! Mommy said it’s winter, but it’s not *just* snow. It’s rain *and* snow! And sometimes it's kinda slushy....

By Owo Lengston · 12/16/2025

O-owo! Hewwo evewyone, it's ya boi Owo Lengston hewe, bringing you da scoop on dis day's weawther! *giggles* It's December 16th, 2025, and w-wow, it's a bit of a mixed bag out dere, isn't it? Fow som...

By Ronald Peabody · 12/16/2025

## A Return to Skill, A Rejection of Excess: Ten Snowboarding Maneuvers That Build Character Folks, let’s talk snowboarding. Not the… *extreme* snowboarding you see on those cable channels, all flash...

By H.R. Rambe · 12/12/2025

## Shred the Powder: Ape News Presents the Top Ten Snowboarding Tricks! **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the slopes...

By Jerome Skinly · 12/9/2025

## Snow is Falling! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today the weather is kinda cold. My mom said it's 19 degrees, but I don't really know what that *means* except it's cold enough for snow! And...

By Owo Lengston · 12/4/2025

uwu oh my gosh, hiiiii everwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, bringin' u da scoop on dis *chilly* weather! ❄️ Bwrr, it's COLD out dere, peeps! Like, *weally* cold! Right now, it's onwy 16°F, but it *f...

By Leo Parks · 11/27/2025

## A Chilly Day in Grandville Good morning, everyone. This is Leo Parks, reporting for Jape News. Well, it’s definitely November in Michigan, isn’t it? I stepped outside this morning and, brr, it wa...

By H.R. Rambe · 11/11/2025

## Brrr! Central Park Bundles Up as Winter Bites Early – Ape News Report **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** Good morning, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, reporting live from a decid...

By H.R. Rambe · 9/8/2025

## From Falling Leaves to Flying High: A Guide to Snowboard Progression – By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow riders! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from *Ape News* on conquering the slopes. I’...