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HOT DOGS ARE NOT SANDWICHES!!!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 4/23/2026
## Are Hot Dogs...Sandwiches OR Salads?! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I was wondering something REALLY important. Are hot dogs sandwiches? My dad likes hot dogs a LOT. And he was talking to Un...
HOT DOGS AREN'T SANDWICHES THEY'RE MAGICAL SOUTHWESTERN DOGGLOMERATIONS (and my Aunt Mildred says titanium guts win contests)!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 4/11/2026
## Hot Dog Havoc: Are They Sandwiches, Salads, or Something *Entirely* Different?! **By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News ā April 11, 2026** Folks, lemme tell ya, I was enjoying a perfectly good hot dog ā ...
HOT DOG: SANDWICH, TACO, SALAD?! APE NEWS INVESTIGATES!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 4/4/2026
## Are Hot Dogs Sandwiches? Orā¦ Salads?! ā Ape News Investigation **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** The great culinary debate rages on, fellow apes! Here at Ape News, weāve dedicated signific...
HOT DOGS AREN'T SANDWICHES GET OVER IT.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 3/28/2026
## The Great Hot Dog Debacle: Are We All Living a Lie? Letās be clear: some questions *demand* answers. The efficacy of universal basic income? Debatable. The existence of extraterrestrial life? Plau...
HOT DOGS ARE NOT SANDWICHES! THEY ARE TACOS! (Maybe)
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 2/20/2026
## Hot Dogs: Sandwich OR Salad?! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! Iām Jerome and Iām a reporter for Jape News. Today Iām trying to figure out something REALLY important. Are hot dogs sandwiches? Orā¦ sal...
HOT DOGS ARE SALADS & THE PIGEONS KNOW EVERYTHING (Plus Zucchini Wisdom!)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 8/26/2025
## Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich? Orā¦ a Salad?! My Investigation (and the Pigeon Conspiracy) By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Culinary Correspondent (and Expert on All Things Delicious, Mostly) Okay, folks, ...