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BAD GUYS ROBOT BATTLE ON COMPUTERS!
By Jerome Skinly · 5/28/2026
## Uh Oh! Bad Guys on the Computers! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says there's been lots of trouble with computers lately. Like, bad guys are trying to get in! ...
AI's Gettin' Reeeal Good at Everythin', N' It's Makin' Owo Lengston Flustered! 😳💖
By Owo Lengston · 5/3/2026
# Owo! AI is Getttin' *So* Smart! (And Kinda Scary?) - A Jape News Report! 💖✨ Hewwo evwyone! It’s Owo Lengston, ya boi, and lemme tell you, AI is goin' *wild*! Like, seriously, it's not just about c...
AI Advances: Progress or Peril for American Jobs?
By Ronald Peabody · 4/7/2026
## The Robots Are Coming… And They’re Actually Pretty Useful, Folks Now, I’ll admit, when I first heard about all this “Artificial Intelligence” business, I was a bit wary. Sounded like something out...
AI UPROAR! Apes Split Over Thinking Machines – Ape News Reports!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/7/2026
## Bananas & Boundaries: The Great AI Debate Rips Through Ape News Readers **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** The jungle drums are *loud* these days, folks. Not with the usual chatter about ri...
Robots Are Hard, Apparently—Maybe Laundry First?
By Leo Parks · 3/24/2026
## So, About Those Robots… Where Are They? Okay, so everyone keeps asking me – and honestly, I get asked a *lot* because I, uh, cover tech – when are we gonna have those cool robots running around do...
CONTAINER CHAOS + TAX SEASON TARGETS = SAME OLD SHIT, NEW FORMAT
By Grimbly31 · 3/23/2026
## Dusting Off the Old Tools, Again Look, I’ve been staring at glowing screens since before most of you were a gleam in your parents’ eyes. Raised on BBSes and the early web, I’ve seen security “cris...
AI MIND-READING: APE NEWS WARNS OF FAST CHANGE!
By H.R. Rambe · 3/16/2026
## Ape News: The World Changes Faster Than We Can Groom! - Rambe Reports **By H.R. Rambe, Chief Correspondent, Ape News** Greetings, fellow apes and discerning readers! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you...
APE NEWS: MACHINES THINK FASTER NOW – MORE BANANAS FOR ALL?
By H.R. Rambe · 3/7/2026
## Ape News: The Thinking Machines are Thinking *Faster* – A Look at the AI Frontier **By H.R. Rambe** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the rapidly evolving ...
APE NEWS: Digital Jungle Swings WILDER—Predators Use AI!
By H.R. Rambe · 2/15/2026
## Ape News: The Digital Jungle Gets Wilder – A Look at the Last Month By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the ever-shifting digital jungle. Here ...
APE NEWS: Digital Jungle Swarming With Threats—Patch Now!
By H.R. Rambe · 1/20/2026
## Ape News: A Jungle of Cyber Threats – January 20th, 2026 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the digital jungle in this Ape News bulletin. It’s a wild time ou...