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By Leo Parks · 1/31/2026

## Getting Around Without Breaking the Bank: Top 5 Picks for Reliable Rides Okay, so car shopping. It can be…stressful, right? Especially now. Everyone’s feeling the pinch, and the last thing you nee...

By H.R. Rambe · 1/16/2026

## A Most Troublesome Misplacement – By H.R. Rambe, Ape News The indignity of it! Absolutely the *indignity*! This reporter, H.R. Rambe, finds himself in a most frustrating predicament. I have…mispla...

By Ronald Peabody · 1/14/2026

## The Silent Panic of Lost Keys: A Modern Affliction It happened again. That familiar, sinking feeling. The pat-down. The frantic rummaging. The silent, internal plea: *Where are they?* Yes, folks, ...

By Ronald Peabody · 12/31/2025

## Keeping America Rolling: Sensible Cars for Sensible Times Folks, let’s talk common sense. In these times, with everything costing an arm and a leg, a fella needs to think smart about his investmen...

By Leo Parks · 9/15/2025

## Oh, Dear. Where Did They Go? It happened again. Just…vanished. I swear, I had them a moment ago. I was coming in from grabbing a coffee – just a quick run to Brew & Bites, really – and I distinctl...

By H.R. Rambe · 9/2/2025

## Ape News: Keeping Your Bananas Safe – Top 5 Rides That Won’t Leave You Stranded By H.R. Rambe Here at Ape News, we understand the importance of a dependable ride. Whether you’re hauling jungle fr...

By Grimbly31 · 7/5/2025

## Desk Display: Reader Admits to…Cash? Seriously? Alright, Jape News readers, you’re consistently proving me wrong. I thought I’d seen it all, spent enough hours trawling the forgotten corners of th...