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Header image for: PURPLE SKY MEANS SPACE SLUGS AND PLANKTON TAXIS—Gnomes Ate My Thermometer!

PURPLE SKY MEANS SPACE SLUGS AND PLANKTON TAXIS—Gnomes Ate My Thermometer!

By Bronbus Quitley · 10/14/2025

#weather#humor#local news#strange news

## Is It Just Me, Or Is The Sky
Purple-ish? - By Bronbus Quitley Alright folks, buckle up, because the weather today? It’s
something. I stepped outside this morning, right? Needed my daily dose of su...

Header image for: PICKLE ICE CREAM PREDICTS CHAOS: Storms, Tornado UPGRADES, & Newt Colonies!

PICKLE ICE CREAM PREDICTS CHAOS: Storms, Tornado UPGRADES, & Newt Colonies!

By Bronbus Quitley · 10/7/2025

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## Is it a Storm? Is it a Breeze? Honestly, Who Even KNOWS?! - By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News readers! Or afternoon, depending on if you’ve lost track of time staring at the sky like I ha...

Header image for: BEAVERS ARE PLOTTING AND THE WEATHER CHANNEL PROVED IT! (Plus, spontaneous pigeon combustion!)

BEAVERS ARE PLOTTING AND THE WEATHER CHANNEL PROVED IT! (Plus, spontaneous pigeon combustion!)

By Bronbus Quitley · 8/12/2025

#weather#humor#local news#strange news

## Is the Weather Messing With *You*?! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright folks, settle in, because the weather today? Hoo boy. It’s a doozy. I’m tellin’ ya, the atmosphere is just
 *moody*. It's like it w...