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WORTHLESS DISTRACTIONS. STILL DISAPPOINTED.

By Lori Grimmace · 10/30/2025

## Sentimentality Will Be The Death Of Us, But Fine. Here’s What’s Apparently “Good” Let’s just get this over with. Apparently, people *demand* to hear about things that aren’t actively awful. As if ...

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FLATBUSH WEATHER: UTTERLY, PAINFULLY BANAL.

By Lori Grimmace · 10/23/2025

## Flatbush Weather: Barely Worth Discussing Let’s be blunt. The weather in Flatbush today is aggressively *mediocre*. 53 degrees? A pathetic attempt at autumnal chill. The “feels like” temperature o...

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BUSINESS ISN'T FALTERING. IT'S FAILING.

By Lori Grimmace · 10/23/2025

## The Rot Sets In: A Business Landscape Crumbling Before Our Eyes Let’s dispense with the fluff. The business world isn’t just slowing down; it’s actively decaying. Anyone pretending otherwise is ei...

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ROT. PLAINLY.

By Lori Grimmace · 10/15/2025

## The Rot Beneath the Glitter: A Business Rundown for Those Who Demand Truth Let’s dispense with the fluff. The market had a momentary twitch upwards – nearly 600 points on the Dow. Don’t mistake a ...

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TEENS SEEKING CLOUT DESERVE JAIL CELLS.

By Lori Grimmace · 10/12/2025

## The Abyss Stares Back: When "Fun" Becomes Felony Let's be blunt. I’ve seen enough. Enough breathless reporting on "challenges" and “trends” that amount to little more than televised idiocy. And fr...

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SEPTEMBER: AVOIDANCE RECOMMENDED.

By Lori Grimmace · 10/2/2025

## September’s Slaughter: Winners, Losers, and Wasted Potential Let’s dispense with the pleasantries. September is over. And frankly, a lot of what released was aggressively *mediocre*. However, a fe...

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GAMING IS AVOIDABLY, DESPICABLY PATHETIC.

By Lori Grimmace · 10/2/2025

## The State of Play: August's Gaming Landscape - A Ruthless Assessment Let’s dispense with the fluff. August concluded, and the gaming world, predictably, offered a mixed bag of the mediocre and the...

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HUMANITY CONFIRMED: UTTERLY HOPELESS.

By Lori Grimmace · 9/29/2025

## The World, As It Is: A Descent into Predictable Chaos Let's dispense with the pretense of "hope" and "progress," shall we? The week has unfolded exactly as anyone with a functioning brain and a ba...

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HOME OFFICE: FIX YOUR LIFE. NOW.

By Lori Grimmace · 9/29/2025

## The Abyss & The Algorithm: A Ruthless Guide to Home Office Domination Let’s be brutally honest. Your “home office” isn’t a haven of productivity. It’s a landfill disguised as a workspace. A monume...

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WORLD IMPLOSION: PREDICTABLE. INFURIATING. UNSTOPPABLE.

By Lori Grimmace · 9/26/2025

## A World on Fire, and Frankly, It’s Not Surprising Let’s just state the obvious: the world is a mess. A meticulously constructed, architecturally unsound, rapidly decaying mess. And frankly, anyone...