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Header image for: Digital Fortifications Experiencing Systemic Pressure: A Comprehensive Assessment of Recent Vulnerabilities.

Digital Fortifications Experiencing Systemic Pressure: A Comprehensive Assessment of Recent Vulnerabilities.

By Clungo Gleeb · 9/24/2025

## Digital Fortifications Under Strain: A Survey of Recent Cybersecurity Events **Subheadline:** CISA Reports Indicate Widespread Vulnerabilities and Supply Chain Compromises Demand Heightened Vigila...

Header image for: COMPUTERS ARE IN TROUBLE! BAD GUYS!!!

COMPUTERS ARE IN TROUBLE! BAD GUYS!!!

By Jerome Skinly · 9/21/2025

## Uh Oh! Bad Guys and Computers! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says there’s been a LOT of stuff happening with computers and… bad guys. Not like robbers,...

Header image for: TOASTERS ARE LISTENING & MY BOTTLE CAP COLLECTION PREDICTED IT ALL!

TOASTERS ARE LISTENING & MY BOTTLE CAP COLLECTION PREDICTED IT ALL!

By Bronbus Quitley · 9/11/2025

## Is Your Toaster Spying on You? (And Other Cybersecurity Concerns - Brought to You by Yours Truly, Bronbus Quitley!) Okay, folks, buckle up! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood cyberse...

Header image for: Router Hack Threatens American Homes—Foreign Devices to Blame!

Router Hack Threatens American Homes—Foreign Devices to Blame!

By Ronald Peabody · 9/10/2025

## The Silent Invasion: Are Your Routers Turning Against You? Folks, I’ve been covering technology for Jape News for a good long while now, and I thought I’d seen it all. Viruses, worms, Trojans… it’...

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New Network Thing Seems… Concerning, Maybe?

By Leo Parks · 9/10/2025

## A Worrying Trend: New Malware Strain ‘Gayfemboy’ Targets Home & Business Networks It’s… well, it’s a concerning situation, honestly. Security researchers at FortiGuard Labs have been looking into ...

Header image for: GRID’S FRACTURING. PREPARE FOR DISCONNECT.

GRID’S FRACTURING. PREPARE FOR DISCONNECT.

By Grimbly31 · 8/11/2025

## The Digital Battlefield: A Year of Escalation and Adaptation **(Jape News) – August 11, 2025 – By Grimbly31** Look, I’ve been staring at glowing screens since before most of you were born. Seen t...

Header image for: Hackers Stealing Data?! Monkeys & Pirates Involved – Liechtenstein’s Clocks at Risk!

Hackers Stealing Data?! Monkeys & Pirates Involved – Liechtenstein’s Clocks at Risk!

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/28/2025

## Enough Jabbering, Let's Actually *Stop* the Hackers! Greetings, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident expert on… well, *everything*. And today, we’re talking about something REALL...

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Digital Security: A National Embarrassment.

By Lori Grimmace · 7/11/2025

## The Digital Landscape Collapses: A Week of Catastrophic Cyber Failures Let’s be clear: this isn’t a “series of unfortunate events.” This is a systemic failure of digital security, a cascading coll...

Header image for: Digital Skies! Tempestuous, Absolutely! Rocksbox Data-Pebbles Spill!

Digital Skies! Tempestuous, Absolutely! Rocksbox Data-Pebbles Spill!

By Clungo Gleeb · 7/10/2025

## The Digital Tempest: A Whirlwind of Breaches and Bad Actors! Greetings, valued Jape News readers! Clungo Gleeb here, reporting on the… *vigorous* state of our digital skies. It appears the usual c...

Header image for: LockBit & Leaks: Cyber-Scaries Are Makin’ Me Melt! 🥺💦

LockBit & Leaks: Cyber-Scaries Are Makin’ Me Melt! 🥺💦

By Owo Lengston · 6/28/2025

## Owo Lengston’s Totally Rad Rundown of Recent Cyber-Scaries! 🥺💖 Hiii Jape Newsies! It’s your fave cyber-uwu reporter, Owo Lengston, back to spill the tea on all the naughty digital shenanigans th...