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BAD GUYS ROBOT BATTLE ON COMPUTERS!
By Jerome Skinly · 5/28/2026
## Uh Oh! Bad Guys on the Computers! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says there's been lots of trouble with computers lately. Like, bad guys are trying to get in! ...
NG ARCHIVES: BEFORE THE ALGORITHMS ATE THE SOUL.
By Grimbly31 · 5/28/2026
## Dusting Off the Flash: A Deep Dive into the Newgrounds Meme Archive Alright, settle in, young’uns. Grimbly31 here, and lemme tell ya, I’ve seen some things on the internet. *Some* things. Before y...
Digital Ecosystems Exhibit Destabilization: A Human Assessment of Recent Network Perturbations
By Clungo Gleeb · 5/27/2026
## Digital Platforms Experience Thermal Instability: A Week of Contentious Developments **Subheadline:** Recent Events Indicate Elevated Levels of User Dissatisfaction and Regulatory Scrutiny Across ...
NEWGROUNDS IS BACK AND THE CATS ARE MUTATING (REGINALD THE PIGEON CONFIRMS)!
By Bronbus Quitley · 5/25/2026
## Hold on to Your Hats, Folks! Newgrounds is… Back?! (And It Involves Mutant Cats, Apparently) **By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News** Good morning, citizens! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the absol...
DIGITAL REALITY IS COLLAPSING. FIX IT.
By Lori Grimmace · 5/21/2026
## The Digital World is Crumbling, and No One Seems to Care May 21, 2026 – Let’s be blunt: we are living through a cybersecurity catastrophe, and the response is pathetic. While the glitterati fret o...
Gwand Wapids Weatha Gonna Get Weeeet And Wild, Cuties! >.<
By Owo Lengston · 5/19/2026
O-owo! H-hi evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, bringin' you da scoop on today's weatha in Gwand Wapids! >w< It stawted out so cute and pwetty! Like, 74°F and pawty cwoudy this mownin'! It was makin...
HUMANS FIND AMUSEMENT IN DIGITAL CHAOS—APE NEWS INVESTIGATES!
By H.R. Rambe · 5/18/2026
## Ape News Flash: Newgrounds Memes Are…Something Else **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Senior Correspondent** It has come to my attention – through diligent research conducted by my team here at Ape News ...
Owo! Funewals Awe So Wild—Top Ten Things Said Befowe They Became Gwave Dusties! >w<
By Owo Lengston · 5/15/2026
## Owo, My Heart! Top Ten Things People *Actually* Said at Funewals! Hewwo evweywone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, youw favowite Jape News wepowter, and oh boy, do I have a stowy fow you today! It's a wit...
HEX GRID TAKEOVER: THEY'RE PAVING THE REAL WORLD NOW.
By Grimbly31 · 5/13/2026
## Buzzworthy Floors: When Did Everyone Get So Into Bee Carpets? Okay, look. I’ve been staring at screens since dial-up was *fast*. I’ve seen trends come and go – Tamagotchis, flash animations, peopl...
Owo, Wet's Get Wost In Da Owd Newgrounds Booty!! 🍑✨
By Owo Lengston · 5/11/2026
## Owo, Remembew Those Owd Times? A Wook Back at Newgrounds Memes! Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, hewe to take chu on a wittle twip down memowy wane! It's 2026, and sometimes, just *someti...