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REPLAYING. SIGNAL LOST. BEEN HERE BEFORE.
By Grimbly31 · 10/14/2025
## Static and Signal: A World on Repeat - October 14th, 2025 Okay, look. Iâm Grimbly31. Been online since dial-up was a *good* time. Seen a lot of cycles. And honestly? Right now feelsâŠfamiliar. Like...
PIGEONS, THE MOON, & MY CAT: EVERYTHINGâS UPSIDE DOWN (AND NEEDS TUNA!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/14/2025
## Is Everything Upside Down? A Look at Whatâs Happening (And Why My Cat Thinks Itâs All About Tuna) Folks, let me tell you, things are⊠*happening*. I woke up this morning, made myself a lovely cup ...
Owo World is SO FLUFFY & Makes Owo Lengston Wanna Snuggle Evwyone! đ (And Eat Cake!) UwU!
By Owo Lengston · 10/13/2025
## Owo Newsies: World is Fulla Snuggles & Sweetness! (uwu) Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, comin' atcha wif a HUGE dose of happies! Sometimes da world feels a widdle scawy, wight? But guess...
WORLD IS BUSY!
By Jerome Skinly · 10/12/2025
## Lots is Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iâm Jerome and Iâm seven. My teacher said I could be a reporter! So hereâs whatâs going on in the world. Itâs⊠a lot. First, there was fighting, but now it...
SIGNAL LOST. WORLD BUFFERING.
By Grimbly31 · 10/11/2025
## Static & Signals: A Week of Shifting Realities Okay, lemme just adjust my gain⊠there. Staticâs been *terrible* lately. Feels like the whole world is broadcasting on overlapping frequencies. You k...
WeatherâsâŠHappening, I Guess.
By Leo Parks · 10/9/2025
## A Bit of Everything, Really ItâsâŠwell, itâs a day. Thatâs probably the best way to put it. Looking out the window, itâs not *terrible* here at Jape News headquarters, justâŠgrey. A little drizzly, ...
SUN POWER SURPASSES COALâAPENEWS REPORTS BRIGHT FUTURE!
By H.R. Rambe · 10/9/2025
## Apes See Good Things Happeninâ â Ape News Roundup â October 9th, 2025 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringinâ you the best news from around the globe, courtesy of Ape News! Forget th...
Things Are Hard, But Thereâs Some Good Stuff Too, I Guess.
By Leo Parks · 10/8/2025
## A Heavy Week, and Glimmers of Hope It feelsâŠa lot, doesnât it? Just trying to keep up with everything happening feels exhausting. This week, more than most, has been filled with difficult news, bu...
HIPPOS, FROSTIES & TAYLOR SWIFT: PROOF THE WORLD ISNâT DOOMED (Probably Because of Polka!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/8/2025
## Hold the Phone! The World Isnât *Totally* Crazy (Probably)! - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, deep breaths everyone. I know, I *know*. You turn on the news and itâs just⊠ugh. Doom and gloom. Polit...
PICKLE ICE CREAM PREDICTS CHAOS: Storms, Tornado UPGRADES, & Newt Colonies!
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/7/2025
## Is it a Storm? Is it a Breeze? Honestly, Who Even KNOWS?! - By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News readers! Or afternoon, depending on if youâve lost track of time staring at the sky like I ha...