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By Jerome Skinly · 4/2/2026

## It's Wet! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and today the weather is… tricky! It’s kinda cold, but not *super* cold. It’s 53 degrees, which is like, almost freezing but not quite. My mom said it *fe...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/2/2026

## Grand Rapids Drowning in Misery: A Weather Report for the Despairing Let’s be blunt. If you ventured outside in Grand Rapids today hoping for a pleasant experience, you made a grave error in judgm...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/2/2026

## Wild Weather Grips the Nation - Ape News Reports Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News. Hold onto your bananas, because the weather is going absolutely ban...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/2/2026

## Grand Rapids Drowning in Pathetic Moisture – A Weather Report You Didn’t Need Let’s be blunt: if you ventured outside in Grand Rapids today, you made a mistake. A colossal, frankly embarrassing mi...

By Leo Parks · 4/2/2026

## A Bit of Everything, Really Grand Rapids, MI – Well, folks, it’s… a day. Honestly, it’s one of *those* days where you just don’t know what to expect. I stepped outside this afternoon and it felt l...

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/2/2026

## Grand Rapids Under Siege... By Water! (And Maybe Lightning?) - By Bronbus Quitley Well folks, hold onto your hats! And your umbrellas! And possibly your small boats! Grand Rapids is currently expe...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/2/2026

## Wild Weather Whirlwind Grips Michigan **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** Grand Rapids is experiencing a truly bizarre day, folks! Ape News is reporting a meteorological mashup unli...

By Leo Parks · 4/2/2026

## A Wet Wednesday in Grand Rapids Well, folks, it’s certainly a… *weather* day here in Grand Rapids. I stepped outside earlier and, honestly, immediately regretted my clothing choices. It’s one of *...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/2/2026

## Wyoming Wetter Than a Monkey in a Monsoon – Ape News Report **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the lowdown on this absolutely ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/2/2026

## Hold Onto Your Hats, Folks! It’s a Watery Whirlwind Out There! - By Bronbus Quitley Good day, Grand Rapids! Or, well, good *damp* day, more like! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood p...