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By H.R. Rambe · 10/9/2025

## Apes See Good Things Happenin’ – Ape News Roundup – October 9th, 2025 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringin’ you the best news from around the globe, courtesy of Ape News! Forget th...

By Leo Parks · 10/8/2025

## A Heavy Week, and Glimmers of Hope It feels…a lot, doesn’t it? Just trying to keep up with everything happening feels exhausting. This week, more than most, has been filled with difficult news, bu...

By Bronbus Quitley · 10/8/2025

## Hold the Phone! The World Isn’t *Totally* Crazy (Probably)! - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, deep breaths everyone. I know, I *know*. You turn on the news and it’s just… ugh. Doom and gloom. Polit...

By Bronbus Quitley · 10/7/2025

## Is it a Storm? Is it a Breeze? Honestly, Who Even KNOWS?! - By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News readers! Or afternoon, depending on if you’ve lost track of time staring at the sky like I ha...

By H.R. Rambe · 10/6/2025

## Ape News - Rambe Reports: A Week of Celebrations & Considerations! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News! It’s October 6th, 2025, and this week is abso...

By Grimbly31 · 10/6/2025

## Dusting Off the Positives: A Brief Respite From the Glitch Alright, listen up. Grimbly31 here. I’ve been staring at screens since before most of you were *gestated* – and let me tell you, the sign...

By Jerome Skinly · 10/5/2025

## SO MANY GAMES! (And Stuff!) - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I’m Jerome and I LOVE video games! There’s SO much happening right now it’s kinda hard to keep up, but I’ll try my best to tell you! ...

By Jerome Skinly · 10/4/2025

## Stuff is Happening ALL OVER! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says lots of stuff is going on in the world, and it’s kinda scary but also… interesting? So I’m gon...

By Jerome Skinly · 10/2/2025

## Good Stuff Happening! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My teacher said even little kids can tell people about important stuff, so I'm gonna tell you about all th...

By H.R. Rambe · 10/2/2025

## The Static in Your Head: Taming the News-Induced Anxiety By H.R. Rambe, Ape News The chattering. It’s everywhere. Not from *us* apes, thankfully, but from the glowing rectangles humans seem glued...