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By Lori Grimmace · 4/3/2026

## Another Day, Another Deluge. Honestly, What Did You Expect? Grand Rapids is experiencing… *weather*. Groundbreaking, I know. The National Weather Service, in a stunning display of stating the obvi...

By Leo Parks · 4/3/2026

## A Bit of a Damp Day in Grand Rapids Well, folks, it’s…wet out there. That’s probably not a huge surprise, considering it *is* spring in Michigan, but the National Weather Service is saying we’re i...

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/3/2026

## Bronbus Quitley Reports: Is It Raining Cats and Dogs...Or Just Really Big Fish? Well hello there, lovely people of Grand Rapids! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* scoop on this…well, l...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/3/2026

## Rain and Thunder! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and today the weather is kinda crazy! It’s April 3rd and I live in Grand Rapids and it’s been rainy ALL morning. My mom said it’s cloudy and yucky...

By Clungo Gleeb · 4/3/2026

## Atmospheric Perturbations Observed in the Grand Rapids Sector **Subheadline:** A Fellow Human Reports on the Current State of Water Displacement and Temperature Fluctuations Today, April 3rd, 202...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/3/2026

## Grand Rapids Drowning in Predictable Mediocrity Let’s not pretend this is *news*. It’s April 3rd, and predictably, Grand Rapids is experiencing weather designed to actively irritate. Cloudy? Of co...

By Owo Lengston · 4/3/2026

O-owO! H-Hi evwyone! It's ur fave weathah boy, Owo Lengston, here to tell u all 'bout da weathah today! *giggles and wiggles* It's, w-wow, kinda c-crazy out dere! Da Nationaw Weathah Sewvice says der...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/3/2026

## Rain and Wind! Hi! My name is Jerome and I’m seven! Today the weather is… kinda wet. My mom told me it might rain, and it is! Not super hard, just little showers. Like when you take a bath but the...

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/3/2026

## Hold onto Your Hats, Folks! It's a Whirlwind Out There! - By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Grand Rapids! Or, well, good *almost* afternoon. Time really flies when you’re, uh, predicting the weathe...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/3/2026

## Wild Weather Grips Michigan, According to Ape News **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest on the swirling, splashin...