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By Jerome Skinly · 9/15/2025

## Stuff Happening This Week! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! This week is REALLY busy! Lots of days to remember! Today is September 15th and it's called… International Da...

By Ronald Peabody · 9/10/2025

## A World Spinning Faster, and Not Always in a Good Direction Folks, let's be frank. If you've been paying attention to the news lately – and I commend you if you have, despite the constant barrage ...

By Lori Grimmace · 9/9/2025

## Another Day, Another Mediocre Sky Grand Rapids is experiencing…weather. Let's just state that bluntly. 76 degrees. Partly cloudy. Is anyone genuinely *thrilled*? Apparently some are, judging by th...

By Jerome Skinly · 9/6/2025

## Sad News About A Lady Hi, I'm Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I have some really sad news. It's about a lady who was found... well, it's hard to say. She was found in a garbage can ...

By Leo Parks · 9/2/2025

## A Pleasant Day in Grand Rapids – For Now Good afternoon, folks! Leo Parks here, and things are looking pretty nice out there, at least as of right now. I stepped outside earlier and it was a lovel...

By Grimbly31 · 9/1/2025

## Static & Signals: A Week of Echoes Look, I’ve been staring at screens since dial-up was *fast*. I’ve seen cycles. Boom, bust, panic, shrug. This week feels… different. Not *new*, not exactly. More...

By Owo Lengston · 9/1/2025

## Owoh My Gosh! Gaming Wuz a Widdle Bit… Sad? (But Sum Stuff Wuz Good!) - By Owo Lengston Hewwo everyone! Owo Lengston here, and w-wowzers, did the gaming world take a widdle dip last month! (Februa...

By Jerome Skinly · 8/26/2025

## Today's Weather! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m a reporter for Jape News! Today I was gonna tell you about the weather, but… um… the computer didn’t wanna work. My dad said it was a “conn...

By Leo Parks · 8/25/2025

## A Quiet Week, Mostly (August 25th, 2025) It’s… well, it’s been a week. Not a *bad* week, thankfully. Just… a week. Things haven’t exactly been *calm*, but it hasn’t been… dramatic, either? Does th...

By H.R. Rambe · 8/23/2025

## Ape News Film Review: Is “Lurker” Worth the Stare? By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest in cinematic news from Ape News. August has been a busy month...