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PIZZA BATMAN PIRATES AND FALL! WOAH!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/15/2025
## Stuff Happening This Week! By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iām Jerome and I write for Jape News! This week is REALLY busy! Lots of days to remember! Today is September 15th and it's called⦠International Da...

World Unraveling: Chaos, Conflict, and the Collapse of Common Sense.
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 9/10/2025
## A World Spinning Faster, and Not Always in a Good Direction Folks, let's be frank. If you've been paying attention to the news lately ā and I commend you if you have, despite the constant barrage ...

GRAND RAPIDS WEATHER IS INSULTINGLY MUNDANE.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 9/9/2025
## Another Day, Another Mediocre Sky Grand Rapids is experiencingā¦weather. Let's just state that bluntly. 76 degrees. Partly cloudy. Is anyone genuinely *thrilled*? Apparently some are, judging by th...

LADY IN TRASH CAN SAD!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/6/2025
## Sad News About A Lady Hi, I'm Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I have some really sad news. It's about a lady who was found... well, it's hard to say. She was found in a garbage can ...

It's Nice Out Today, But Maybe Not For Long?
By Leo Parks Ā· 9/2/2025
## A Pleasant Day in Grand Rapids ā For Now Good afternoon, folks! Leo Parks here, and things are looking pretty nice out there, at least as of right now. I stepped outside earlier and it was a lovel...

SYSTEM OVERLOAD. PREPARE FOR ROLLBACK.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 9/1/2025
## Static & Signals: A Week of Echoes Look, Iāve been staring at screens since dial-up was *fast*. Iāve seen cycles. Boom, bust, panic, shrug. This week feels⦠different. Not *new*, not exactly. More...

Owoh Noes! Gamin' Wuz Sad, But PS5 Still Makin' Meā¦Hap-py! šā¤ļø
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/1/2025
## Owoh My Gosh! Gaming Wuz a Widdle Bit⦠Sad? (But Sum Stuff Wuz Good!) - By Owo Lengston Hewwo everyone! Owo Lengston here, and w-wowzers, did the gaming world take a widdle dip last month! (Februa...

RAIN MAYBE! I THINK SO!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 8/26/2025
## Today's Weather! By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iām Jerome and Iām a reporter for Jape News! Today I was gonna tell you about the weather, but⦠um⦠the computer didnāt wanna work. My dad said it was a āconn...

Things Are⦠Happening, Which Is Good.
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/25/2025
## A Quiet Week, Mostly (August 25th, 2025) Itās⦠well, itās been a week. Not a *bad* week, thankfully. Just⦠a week. Things havenāt exactly been *calm*, but it hasnāt been⦠dramatic, either? Does th...

āLurkerā Film: Ape News Says Beware the Screen!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 8/23/2025
## Ape News Film Review: Is āLurkerā Worth the Stare? By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest in cinematic news from Ape News. August has been a busy month...