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HOT DOGS ARE SECRETLY WATERMELONS AND THE DALAI LAMA IS A PIGEON UNION BOSS—I HAVE PROOF!
By Bronbus Quitley · 8/22/2025
## Is That a Sandwich in Your Hand? Or… a Salad?! Bronbus Quitley Investigates the Great Hot Dog Conundrum Folks, let me tell you, I've seen a LOT in my time as a roving reporter for Jape News. I onc...
WEATHER FORECASTS ARE UTTERLY INSUFFICIENT.
By Lori Grimmace · 8/7/2025
## Another Day, Another Disappointment (Weather Edition) Let’s be clear: “Mostly Sunny” is a pathetic excuse for a weather forecast. 87 degrees in Grand Rapids? Pleasant? It’s barely tolerable. And d...
Swift's Lament: A National Decline in Decency
By Ronald Peabody · 7/3/2025
## The Erosion of Civility: Why We Just Can't Seem To Have Nice Things Anymore Folks, let’s be honest. Have you noticed the general… unpleasantness lately? Not just in politics – although goodness kn...
DEMOCRATS: A FESTERING MESS.
By Lori Grimmace · 6/25/2025
## The Democratic Party: A House Divided, a Future Uncertain Let’s be blunt: the Democratic Party isn’t thriving. It’s *surviving*. And the narrative that paints a picture of unified progress is a bl...