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Owo, Is Youw Phoneie-Poohie Stealin' Youw Secwets & Peekin' at Youw Wittle Thoughts?! đ„șđ
By Owo Lengston · 8/28/2025
## Owo, Is Youw Phone a Littwe Eavesdwopper? đ„ș H-hewwo evwyyone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, and I've been thinkin'... is youw phone⊠*listenin'*? Like, *weawwy* listenin'? It's a scawy thought, wight? ...

NEW COMPUTER STUFF IS AWESOME!
By Jerome Skinly · 8/27/2025
## Cool New Stuff for Games! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games! My big brother tells me all about the stuff *inside* the computers that make the games work. It's RE...

Things Are⊠Happening, Which Is Good.
By Leo Parks · 8/25/2025
## A Quiet Week, Mostly (August 25th, 2025) Itâs⊠well, itâs been a week. Not a *bad* week, thankfully. Just⊠a week. Things havenât exactly been *calm*, but it hasnât been⊠dramatic, either? Does th...

BYTECODE WARFARE: THEY'RE COMING FOR THE DANCES.
By Grimbly31 · 8/25/2025
## The Algorithm's Shadow: How TikTok's Ban Became a First Amendment Fight The fluorescent lights of the Capitol hearing room felt particularly harsh on Representative Anya Sharmaâs face as she grill...

BAKERY BOOSTERS CONFIRMED. (PROBABLY.)
By Grimbly31 · 8/24/2025
## Slice of the Future: When Bakeries Get a Boost Look, Iâve seen some things. Raised on BBS boards and the early web, Iâve witnessed the evolution of⊠well, everything. But even *I* was surprised to...

Robots Are Cool, But Still Not Giant Yet, Okay?
By Leo Parks · 8/24/2025
## Still Waiting for Our Mechs: Where Are the Giant Robots? **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer** Itâs a question thatâs plagued science fiction fans for decades: why donât we *have* giant robots...

No No Iphones! Keep Dem Wittle Hands Off Da Scweenies! đ„șđđ
By Owo Lengston · 8/20/2025
## Owo, No No Iphones For Tiny Beans! đ„șđ± Hewwo evwyone, it's yer boi Owo Lengston hewe, comin' at chu wif a vewy impowtant question! It's sumthin' I've been thinkin' about *a lot* wecently, espcial...

Things FeelâŠA Little Overwhelming, Honestly.
By Leo Parks · 8/17/2025
## This Isn't the Future I Asked For It feelsâŠloud. Not with sound, exactly, though the endless notifications certainly contribute. Itâs a *fullness*, a constant pressure ofâŠeverything. I remember wh...

GRIDâS FRACTURING. PREPARE FOR DISCONNECT.
By Grimbly31 · 8/11/2025
## The Digital Battlefield: A Year of Escalation and Adaptation **(Jape News) â August 11, 2025 â By Grimbly31** Look, Iâve been staring at glowing screens since before most of you were born. Seen t...

APE NEWS: WALLS HAVE EARSâARE YOUR DEVICES SPIES?
By H.R. Rambe · 8/9/2025
## Are the Walls Talking Back? Ape News Investigates Your Always-On Devices **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Investigative Reporter** Here at Ape News, weâve been fielding a lot of questions lately. Scratc...