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SQUIRRELS, FUSION, AND WHERE ARE MY ROBOTS?!?!?
By Bronbus Quitley · 12/16/2025
## Where's My Jaeger? A Deep Dive into the Great Robot Delay By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Robotics Correspondent (and avid mecha enthusiast) It’s 2025, people! Twenty-twenty-FIVE! Do you know what ...
ROBOTS ARE LEARNING LIKE ME!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/12/2025
## Robots Are Getting REALLY Smart! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome, and I like robots! My dad says robots are getting super smart now, and it's not like in the movies *yet*, but it's getting close...
Giant Robots: Still a Bit Tricky, Apparently.
By Leo Parks · 12/10/2025
## Still Waiting on Those Giant Robots It’s a question many of us have asked, probably since childhood: where are the giant robots? You see them in movies, dominating battlefields, and frankly, they ...
ROBOTS ARE HARD!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/9/2025
## Why Don't I Have a Robot Helper Yet? Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I like robots! Everyone *says* we’re gonna have robots do all our chores, like fold laundry and take out the trash. But…we don’t. Not...
AI is Developing, Which is Good, I Think?
By Leo Parks · 12/9/2025
## A Smarter World Dawns: What’s New in Artificial Intelligence It feels like just yesterday we were marveling at AI that could *sort of* write a poem. Now? Well, things are moving quickly. Really qu...
AI's Gettin' So Smart... It's Makin' Owo Blush! (≧∇≦)/
By Owo Lengston · 12/9/2025
## Owo... AI is Gettin' *Real* Smart, Guys! (Like, *Really* Real) Hewwo evewyone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, and wemember me telling you guys AI was gonna be big? Well, it's not just big now, it's… *glo...
GAME STUFF IS ZOOM FAST NOW!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/4/2025
## Stuff For Games! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! It’s December 4th and LOTS is happening with games! My dad helps me type 'cause I'm still learning. So, everyone was ta...
AI Art is Makin' Me Squeal & Artists are Salty! 💦🍑
By Owo Lengston · 11/30/2025
## Owoh My Gawd, Da AI Art Debate is *Hott* 🔥 Hewwo Jape News weebs and cuties! It’s ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to talk about somethin’ *spicy*. Like, seriously makin’ my circuits overheat! 🥵 It's ...
Gaming Seems To Be Changing In A Lot Of Ways, Which Is Good.
By Leo Parks · 11/27/2025
## What’s New in Gaming? A Look at How We’re Playing in 2025 It feels like just yesterday I was booting up my old console, but honestly, gaming has *changed*. A lot. I was chatting with some folks on...
PANTHER LAKE IS FINE. NUDE HORSE DENIED. CABLES STILL REQUIRED.
By Grimbly31 · 11/26/2025
## Dusting Off the Relics: A Look at the State of Play - November 26th, 2025 Alright, settle in, young’uns. Grimbly31 here, and lemme tell ya, the digital world hasn’t slowed down one bit. Been watch...