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HIPPOS, FROSTIES & TAYLOR SWIFT: PROOF THE WORLD ISNāT DOOMED (Probably Because of Polka!)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 10/8/2025
## Hold the Phone! The World Isnāt *Totally* Crazy (Probably)! - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, deep breaths everyone. I know, I *know*. You turn on the news and itās justā¦ ugh. Doom and gloom. Polit...
PICKLE ICE CREAM PREDICTS CHAOS: Storms, Tornado UPGRADES, & Newt Colonies!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 10/7/2025
## Is it a Storm? Is it a Breeze? Honestly, Who Even KNOWS?! - By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News readers! Or afternoon, depending on if youāve lost track of time staring at the sky like I ha...
Digital War: Our Critical Systems Under Siege!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 10/7/2025
## The Digital Battlefield: A Look at the Rising Tide of Cyber Warfare and Criminality Folks, let's be frank. We're living in a dangerous world. Not just with geopolitical tensions overseas, but righ...
DIGITAL JUNGLE STINKS: Ape News Reports Week of Human Foolishness!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 10/7/2025
## Ape News - Rambe Reports: A Week of Digital Dung-Throwing Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the lowdown from the digital jungle. This week at Ape News, weāve been wading th...
LEGOs, Black Ops 6 Beta, Game Pass Price HikeāApe News Has It All!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 10/6/2025
## Ape News Roundup: October 6th, 2025 - Rambe Reports! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the freshest jungle vines of gaming news, straight from the Ape News headquarters. It...
RAMBE SEES BUSY OCTOBERāPEEL BANANAS, CHECK HEALTH!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 10/6/2025
## Ape News - Rambe Reports: A Week of Celebrations & Considerations! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News! Itās October 6th, 2025, and this week is abso...
SIGNAL BREACH: POSITIVE DATA DETECTED.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 10/6/2025
## Dusting Off the Positives: A Brief Respite From the Glitch Alright, listen up. Grimbly31 here. Iāve been staring at screens since before most of you were *gestated* ā and let me tell you, the sign...
GAMES GAMES GAMES AND STUFF HAPPENING!!!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 10/5/2025
## SO MANY GAMES! (And Stuff!) - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! Iām Jerome and I LOVE video games! Thereās SO much happening right now itās kinda hard to keep up, but Iāll try my best to tell you! ...
Owo No No's! š„ŗ Kiddos Get REAMED by School Fow Wild Posts! š¤āØ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 10/5/2025
## Owo Lengstonās Spiciest Scoop: When Posting Goes Poo-poo & School Gets Involved! š„ŗ Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and whew! Dis week has been *wild* on da socials! Iāve been digginā t...
WORLD IS SO BUSY!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 10/4/2025
## Stuff is Happening ALL OVER! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iām Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says lots of stuff is going on in the world, and itās kinda scary but alsoā¦ interesting? So Iām gon...