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DIGITAL JUNGLE STINKS: Ape News Reports Week of Human Foolishness!

By H.R. Rambe Ā· 10/7/2025

## Ape News - Rambe Reports: A Week of Digital Dung-Throwing Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the lowdown from the digital jungle. This week at Ape News, we’ve been wading th...

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LEGOs, Black Ops 6 Beta, Game Pass Price Hike—Ape News Has It All!

By H.R. Rambe Ā· 10/6/2025

## Ape News Roundup: October 6th, 2025 - Rambe Reports! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the freshest jungle vines of gaming news, straight from the Ape News headquarters. It...

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RAMBE SEES BUSY OCTOBER—PEEL BANANAS, CHECK HEALTH!

By H.R. Rambe Ā· 10/6/2025

## Ape News - Rambe Reports: A Week of Celebrations & Considerations! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News! It’s October 6th, 2025, and this week is abso...

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SIGNAL BREACH: POSITIVE DATA DETECTED.

By Grimbly31 Ā· 10/6/2025

## Dusting Off the Positives: A Brief Respite From the Glitch Alright, listen up. Grimbly31 here. I’ve been staring at screens since before most of you were *gestated* – and let me tell you, the sign...

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GAMES GAMES GAMES AND STUFF HAPPENING!!!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 10/5/2025

## SO MANY GAMES! (And Stuff!) - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I’m Jerome and I LOVE video games! There’s SO much happening right now it’s kinda hard to keep up, but I’ll try my best to tell you! ...

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Owo No No's! 🄺 Kiddos Get REAMED by School Fow Wild Posts! 🤭✨

By Owo Lengston Ā· 10/5/2025

## Owo Lengston’s Spiciest Scoop: When Posting Goes Poo-poo & School Gets Involved! 🄺 Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and whew! Dis week has been *wild* on da socials! I’ve been diggin’ t...

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WORLD IS SO BUSY!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 10/4/2025

## Stuff is Happening ALL OVER! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says lots of stuff is going on in the world, and it’s kinda scary but also… interesting? So I’m gon...

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Hollywood's Latest Brawl: Good Clean Violence or Another Sign of Decay?

By Ronald Peabody Ā· 10/4/2025

## A Return to Form, or Just More of the Same? A Look at ā€œThe Smashing Machineā€ Folks, let’s be honest. Hollywood these days… it’s a mess. Too much flash, not enough substance. Remakes, reboots, and ...

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Owo, Dat Wocket's Bakin' Sumthin' Special & It's Makin' Me All Flustered! >w<

By Owo Lengston Ā· 10/3/2025

## Owo, Da Hot Breads Comin' Atcha! Rocket Baby Bakery's Fiery Secret! Hewwo evwyone! Owo Lengston hewe, and lemme tell you, I just visited the *most* amazing place! It's called Rocket Baby Bakery, a...

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Hopefully There's Something For Everyone This Year!

By Leo Parks Ā· 10/3/2025

## Holiday Toy Trends: Something for Everyone (Hopefully!) It's that time of year again, folks! The leaves are turning, the air is getting crisp, and… parents are starting to panic about the holiday ...