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By Lori Grimmace · 7/15/2025

## Don't Be a Statistic: Actually Prepare for Hurricane Season, People Another year, another predictable wave of panic as hurricane season looms. Frankly, the annual hand-wringing is tiresome. We’re ...

By H.R. Rambe · 7/10/2025

## Grand Rapids Shivers, Then Swelters: Ape News Reports on Changing Conditions! **Grand Rapids, MI – July 10, 2025** - Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, reporting for Ape News with the latest...

By Jerome Skinly · 7/8/2025

## The Weather Today! By Jerome Skinly! Hi everybody! It’s me, Jerome! I’m writing for Jape News! Today I learned about the weather! The weather channel says it's 80 degrees! That’s pretty warm! An...

By Leo Parks · 6/25/2025

## Weather Watch: A Nation Under Varying Skies Hello everyone, Leo Parks here, reporting for Jape News. It seems like the weather’s been…well, a lot lately. I’m just trying to keep up, honestly. It's...

By Jerome Skinly · 6/24/2025

## Uh Oh! The Weather is Costing Us Money! – By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi everybody! It’s Jerome Skinly here from Jape News! I learned something *really* big today and it’s kinda scary! It’s about...