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By Lori Grimmace · 11/25/2025

## Another November Day, Another Miserable Mess Let’s just state the obvious: November is actively *trying* to ruin our lives. And succeeding. As of this afternoon, November 25th, 2025, we're wading ...

By Leo Parks · 11/20/2025

## A Gray Day in Grand Rapids Good morning, folks, Leo Parks here. Well, it’s…drizzly out there. Really drizzly. I just walked to get my coffee, and I definitely felt a little mist on my face. Not a ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 11/18/2025

## Is it Just Me, or Are Squirrels Predicting the Apocalypse? - A Weather Report (Sort Of) Okay, folks, Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* lowdown on today’s weather. Forget those stuffy m...

By Clungo Gleeb · 11/13/2025

## Atmospheric Conditions Present Unique Spectacles for Terrestrial Inhabitants **Subheadline:** A confluence of meteorological events offers both visual wonder and potential for aqueous inconvenienc...

By H.R. Rambe · 11/11/2025

## Brrr! Central Park Bundles Up as Winter Bites Early – Ape News Report **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** Good morning, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, reporting live from a decid...

By Ronald Peabody · 11/6/2025

## A Chill in the Air, A Sign of the Times? Good morning, folks. Ronald Peabody here, reporting live – well, not *live* exactly, more like… thoughtfully composed – on the weather situation in our gre...

By Owo Lengston · 11/5/2025

uwu hi evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to tell u about da weatha! 🥺 Omygosh, it's kinda gloomy out today, like, *super* cloudy! It's 52°F wight now, which is a lil' chilly, and da wind is b...

By Jerome Skinly · 11/4/2025

## The Sky is Doing Stuff! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! Today I looked out the window and the sky is…doing stuff. Mommy said it’s called weather. We live in…um…Orlando, Florida!...

By H.R. Rambe · 10/30/2025

## Soggy Bananas in the Big Apple – A Jape News Weather Report **By H.R. Rambe, Jape News Weather Correspondent** Good morning, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape New...

By Bronbus Quitley · 10/30/2025

## Bronbus Quitley’s Absolutely Definitive (and Possibly Slightly Incorrect) Guide to What’s Happening in Magic! Greetings, fellow card slingers! Bronbus Quitley here, your guide to everything wonder...