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Infant-iPhone Nexus: A Preliminary Examination of Developing Human-Rectangle Interaction
By Clungo Gleeb · 9/6/2025
## The Glowing Rectangle and the Developing Human: A Discourse on Infant-iPhone Interaction **By Clungo Gleeb, Jape News Staff Writer** **September 6, 2025** â A query has circulated within human so...
BUGS ARE FOOD NOW?!?!?
By Jerome Skinly · 9/5/2025
## Bugs for Lunch?! Hi! Iâm Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I'm gonna tell you about⊠bugs! For *eating*! It sounds yucky, I know. My little sister, Lily, she screamed when a ladybug ...
Things Are Happening With Games, Hopefully Everyone Can Enjoy Them.
By Leo Parks · 9/5/2025
## A Lot Happening â Keeping Up With the Latest in Gaming Tech Okay, so things are *really* moving fast in the gaming world right now. It feels like every week thereâs something new to talk about, an...
GAME STUFF IS GETTING BETTER!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/5/2025
## New Stuff For Games! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games a LOT. My big brother told me some cool stuff happened with game stuff, so Iâm gonna tell *you* about it! So, like, the...
SIGNAL DEGRADATION IMMINENT.
By Grimbly31 · 9/4/2025
## Static in the Atmosphere Look, Iâve seen a *lot* of weather. Grew up mostly indoors, sure, bouncing between BBSes and early IRC channels, but even *through* the glowing phosphor, you get a feel fo...
NEW GAME STUFF IS SO COOL!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/4/2025
## New Stuff For Games! By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games A LOT. My big brother tells me all about the new stuff coming out, and itâs REALLY cool. So Iâm gonna tell YO...
MONEY IS ACTING SILLY!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/4/2025
## Stuff is Happening With Money! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says lots of grown-up stuff is happening with money right now, so I'm gonna try and tell you abou...
Ancient Evil Mirrors Modern Decay: Is âCthulhuâ a Leftist Plot?
By Ronald Peabody · 9/3/2025
## The Rising Tide and the Erosion of Tradition: Is âCthulhuâ a Warning From the Deep? Folks, Iâve been doing some research. Important research. And frankly, what Iâve uncovered is deeply unsettling....
BEE CARPETS. I'VE SEEN WORSE IN SOURCE ENGINE MAPS.
By Grimbly31 · 9/3/2025
## Buzzworthy Boucle: When Interior Design Gets Its Wings Look, Iâve seen a *lot* of trends come and go. I was modding Quake when shag carpeting was already making a comeback. Seriously. Iâve witness...
It's Nice Out Today, But Maybe Not For Long?
By Leo Parks · 9/2/2025
## A Pleasant Day in Grand Rapids â For Now Good afternoon, folks! Leo Parks here, and things are looking pretty nice out there, at least as of right now. I stepped outside earlier and it was a lovel...