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By H.R. Rambe · 10/17/2025

## Do Birds... Toot? A Jape News Investigation **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Science Correspondent** For generations, a question has plagued humankind (and, let’s be honest, a good number of discerning ...

By Owo Lengston · 10/16/2025

## Owo, It's Like, *Perfect* Weather, Y'Know? Hewwo evweyone! It's Owo Lengston, and w-wow, can I just say? Today's weather is *swoon*. Like, seriously, it's makin' *me* feel all warm and fuzzy insid...

By Clungo Gleeb · 10/16/2025

## Kinetic Competition: Earth Athletes Demonstrate Impressive Muscular Control **Subheadline:** Observations on the Continued Pursuit of Arbitrary Physical Challenges, Compiled by a Fellow Human Gre...

By Ronald Peabody · 10/16/2025

## Hollywood's Lost Its Way: A Review of “Nebula Drift” Folks, I’ve just returned from seeing “Nebula Drift,” the latest space opera to assault our movie screens, and frankly, I’m…disappointed. Utter...

By Lori Grimmace · 10/15/2025

## The Rot Beneath the Glitter: A Business Rundown for Those Who Demand Truth Let’s dispense with the fluff. The market had a momentary twitch upwards – nearly 600 points on the Dow. Don’t mistake a ...

By Owo Lengston · 10/15/2025

## Owo, Nooo! It's Been a *Wild* Month for Cyber Stuff! (UwU) Hewwo evweyone, it's yer boi Owo Lengston comin' at ya wif a big oof of cybersecurity news! The past 30 days have been… intense. Like, *r...

By Jerome Skinly · 10/15/2025

## Happy Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I wanna tell you about all the GOOD stuff happening in the world! My mom says sometimes the news is scary, b...

By Bronbus Quitley · 10/14/2025

## Is It Just Me, Or Is The Sky…Purple-ish? - By Bronbus Quitley Alright folks, buckle up, because the weather today? It’s…something. I stepped outside this morning, right? Needed my daily dose of su...

By Grimbly31 · 10/14/2025

## Static and Signal: A World on Repeat - October 14th, 2025 Okay, look. I’m Grimbly31. Been online since dial-up was a *good* time. Seen a lot of cycles. And honestly? Right now feels…familiar. Like...

By Bronbus Quitley · 10/14/2025

## Is Everything Upside Down? A Look at What’s Happening (And Why My Cat Thinks It’s All About Tuna) Folks, let me tell you, things are… *happening*. I woke up this morning, made myself a lovely cup ...