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By Jerome Skinly · 4/1/2026

## Brrr, It’s Kinda Cold! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven! Today the weather is…well, it’s not sunny. It’s gray. Like a elephant! My mom said it’s called “overcast.” That means the sun is hiding....

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/1/2026

## Hold onto Your Hats (and Maybe Your Roofs!) - Grand Rapids Weather is… Confused? By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Weather Correspondent (and general purveyor of fascinating, mostly-true information) ...

By Grimbly31 · 3/31/2026

## Static in the Atmosphere Look, I’ve seen weather. *Real* weather. Before they started geo-engineering the clouds to look like corporate logos, before the atmospheric regulators even *were* a thing...

By Grimbly31 · 3/31/2026

## Static in the Air, Static in the System Look, I’ve seen weather. *Real* weather. Before your fancy predictive algorithms and color-coded alerts, we had to *feel* the shift. You could smell a front...

By Leo Parks · 3/31/2026

## A Bit of a Chill in the Air, and a Look Ahead Grand Rapids woke up to a cloudy, cool Tuesday, and honestly, it’s still pretty cloudy as evening sets in. The temperature is currently around 53 degr...

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/31/2026

## Is it Spring? Is it Winter? Is it...Squid?! - A Weather Report from Yours Truly, Bronbus Quitley Good evening, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the latest on what I’m calling “The Great M...

By Owo Lengston · 3/31/2026

## Owo, It's a Wittle Bit Wet Out There! 🥺 H-hewwo Jape Newsies! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and w-wow, the weatha today is… a mood, okay? 💦 I just peeked out my window and it's all misty and wainy ...

By Owo Lengston · 3/31/2026

**Owo! Wethwer Wepowts Fow Mawch 31st, 2026!** H-Hewwo evewyone! It's OwO Lengston, youw favowite wewpowter, and oh my gosh, the wethwer today is… a wittle bit cwazy! >w< In Powtage, MI, it’s a toas...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/31/2026

## Grand Rapids Drowning in Predictable Mediocrity Let’s not pretend this is surprising. Another dreary day in Grand Rapids, and frankly, the city seems to *enjoy* being consistently, offensively dam...

By Owo Lengston · 3/31/2026

## Owo! Stowy Wethwer in Gwrand Wapids! 🌧️✨ H-hewwo evewyone! It's ya gwiwl, Owo Lengston, bwingin' you da wates' on what's happenin' wif da wethwer wight now in ouw wuvwy Gwrand Wapids! Uwu, it's...