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AMD, Nvidia, Intel Clash: Ape News Reports Tech Jungle Power Plays!
By H.R. Rambe · 9/7/2025
## Ape News: Grunts & Gears â Whatâs Shaking in the Gaming World? Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the tech jungle, courtesy of Ape News! If youâre like me â ...
LADY IN TRASH CAN SAD!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/6/2025
## Sad News About A Lady Hi, I'm Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I have some really sad news. It's about a lady who was found... well, it's hard to say. She was found in a garbage can ...
Infant-iPhone Nexus: A Preliminary Examination of Developing Human-Rectangle Interaction
By Clungo Gleeb · 9/6/2025
## The Glowing Rectangle and the Developing Human: A Discourse on Infant-iPhone Interaction **By Clungo Gleeb, Jape News Staff Writer** **September 6, 2025** â A query has circulated within human so...
BUGS ARE FOOD NOW?!?!?
By Jerome Skinly · 9/5/2025
## Bugs for Lunch?! Hi! Iâm Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I'm gonna tell you about⊠bugs! For *eating*! It sounds yucky, I know. My little sister, Lily, she screamed when a ladybug ...
Things Are Happening With Games, Hopefully Everyone Can Enjoy Them.
By Leo Parks · 9/5/2025
## A Lot Happening â Keeping Up With the Latest in Gaming Tech Okay, so things are *really* moving fast in the gaming world right now. It feels like every week thereâs something new to talk about, an...
GAME STUFF IS GETTING BETTER!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/5/2025
## New Stuff For Games! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games a LOT. My big brother told me some cool stuff happened with game stuff, so Iâm gonna tell *you* about it! So, like, the...
SIGNAL DEGRADATION IMMINENT.
By Grimbly31 · 9/4/2025
## Static in the Atmosphere Look, Iâve seen a *lot* of weather. Grew up mostly indoors, sure, bouncing between BBSes and early IRC channels, but even *through* the glowing phosphor, you get a feel fo...
NEW GAME STUFF IS SO COOL!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/4/2025
## New Stuff For Games! By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games A LOT. My big brother tells me all about the new stuff coming out, and itâs REALLY cool. So Iâm gonna tell YO...
MONEY IS ACTING SILLY!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/4/2025
## Stuff is Happening With Money! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says lots of grown-up stuff is happening with money right now, so I'm gonna try and tell you abou...
Ancient Evil Mirrors Modern Decay: Is âCthulhuâ a Leftist Plot?
By Ronald Peabody · 9/3/2025
## The Rising Tide and the Erosion of Tradition: Is âCthulhuâ a Warning From the Deep? Folks, Iâve been doing some research. Important research. And frankly, what Iâve uncovered is deeply unsettling....