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March Madness: Dinosaurs, Digital Cats & My Aunt Mildred's Telephone!

By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 4/1/2026

## Bronbus Quitley's Absolutely Definitive (and Totally Accurate) Gaming Rundown - March Mayhem! Greetings, gamers, and welcome to the Quitley Report! Your source for all things digital… and sometime...

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GAMES ARE UP AND MAYBE COST MORE!!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 4/1/2026

## Video Games Are SO COOL! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games a LOT. My big brother tells me stuff about them, and I write it down so I can tell *you* about them! So, lots of pe...

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LOST SOCKS, GOVERNMENT CLOUDS, AND A WEATHER CRISIS—IS MOTHER NATURE TAP DANCING?!

By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 4/1/2026

## Is It Spring? Is It Still Winter? Honestly, Who Even KNOWS Anymore? - By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *absolutely vital* weather report. And let me t...

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MCKINLEY PARK IS RENDERING INCORRECTLY

By Grimbly31 Ā· 4/1/2026

## Static in the Atmosphere Look, I’ve seen a lot of weather in my time. A *lot*. Not, like, *actual* weather, you understand. I was raised on dial-up and BBS boards, so my early meteorological educa...

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COLD AND WINDY AND MAYBE RAIN!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 4/1/2026

## Brrr! It's Cold and Wet! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and today the weather is…well, it's kinda yucky. My mom told me Chicago is *really* cold and it’s gonna rain down south. That means if yo...

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SYSTEM.BUFFERING.

By Grimbly31 Ā· 4/1/2026

## Static in the Atmosphere Look, I’ve seen a *lot* of weather. Grew up practically inside the tubes, you see. Before everyone had a pocket-sized portal to everything, we had BBSs, and before *those*...

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April Storms Signal Erosion of Traditional Values!

By Ronald Peabody Ā· 4/1/2026

## A Dampening of the American Spirit? Weather Report for April 1st, 2026 Folks, let’s talk about the weather. Not to sound like your grandmother, but it’s a topic that truly *affects* us all, doesn'...

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Grand Rapids Experiences Fluctuating Atmospheric Parameters; A Fellow Human Observes.

By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 4/1/2026

## Atmospheric Conditions Present a Temporal Anomaly in Grand Rapids, Michigan **A fellow human, Clungo Gleeb, reports on the fluctuating environmental parameters impacting the Midwestern United Stat...

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STORMS SNOW AND WINDY MONSTERS!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 4/1/2026

## BIG STORMS AND SNOW! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I like dinosaurs. But today is about the weather! My mom told me there’s gonna be BIG storms. Like, REALLY big! They might have tornadoes! ...

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Looks Like Rain, So Maybe Stay Inside?

By Leo Parks Ā· 4/1/2026

## A Bit Chilly to Start, But Things Are Looking… Wet? Good morning, Grand Rapids! It’s, uh, definitely April. And by that, I mean the weather is doing that April thing where it can’t quite decide wh...