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By Ronald Peabody · 3/31/2026

## A Week of…Observations Well, folks, another week is upon us, and it seems the calendar is busier than ever. Seems like every day has *something* attached to it these days. I always say, a little c...

By H.R. Rambe · 3/31/2026

## A Week of Celebrations & Commitments – Ape News Roundup! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News. It’s a busy week, packed with days for fun, reflection,...

By Owo Lengston · 3/31/2026

## Owo, So Much Happenin' Dis Week! 🥺 Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and wemember to weaw ya pants 'cause it's gettin' *wild* dis week! So many fun days and stuff, I almost lost my wittl...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/31/2026

## Another Week, Another Avalanche of… *This*. Honestly, does anyone even *keep* track anymore? It seems like every single day is “National Something-or-Other” now, a desperate attempt to inject mean...

By Leo Parks · 3/31/2026

## A Pleasant Week Ahead in South Haven Hello everyone, Leo Parks here, and things are certainly… happening in South Haven this week! It feels like spring is *really* trying to arrive, and there's a ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/31/2026

## Hold the Mayo! A Week of… Stuff! - By Bronbus Quitley Good mornin’, good mornin’! Bronbus Quitley here, your purveyor of… well, purveyor is a strong word. Let’s say “reporter” for Jape News. And b...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/31/2026

## A Return to Tradition – and a Whole Lot of Events! Folks, can you believe it’s almost May? Time really *flies* when you’re… well, when you’re keeping this great nation moving forward. But before w...

By Leo Parks · 3/31/2026

## A Busy Week Ahead: Holidays and Observances to Know Hello everyone, Leo Parks here with Jape News. It’s… well, it’s a pretty full week, actually! There's a *lot* going on, and I just wanted to giv...

By Jerome Skinly · 3/31/2026

## Lots of Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! This week is REALLY busy with special days. My mom helped me write about them so you don't forget! First, on March 30th, so...

By H.R. Rambe · 3/31/2026

## A Week of Remembrance, Reflection, and…Eggs? - Ape News Update Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News. It’s 2026, and a rather packed week is unfolding ...