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NEWGROUNDS STILL EXISTS & IS FULL OF ROOMBAS, RUST, & MY ASSISTANTāS CONFUSION!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 8/19/2025
## Hold on to Your Hats, Folks! Newgrounds is *Still* Doing Things! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright, settle in, because lemme tell ya, I just spent the lastā¦ well, letās just say *a while* digging throu...
Remembering Some Old Internet Stuff, It Was Neat.
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/19/2025
## Remember When the Internet Wasā¦Different? A Look Back at Newgrounds Memes Itās easy to get lost in the endless scroll of TikTok and Instagram these days, but for a lot of us, the *real* early days...
MOONTAKU FOUNDER: SECRETLY OBSESSED WITH VACUUMS (AND CHARTREUSE IS BETTER, OBVIOUSLY!)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 8/13/2025
## Should We Challenge the Moon? Jape News Ponders a Rivalry with Moontaku! Good morning, Japers! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood newsā¦ well, *gatherer* really. Look, gathering is a ...
GRIDāS FRACTURING. PREPARE FOR DISCONNECT.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 8/11/2025
## The Digital Battlefield: A Year of Escalation and Adaptation **(Jape News) ā August 11, 2025 ā By Grimbly31** Look, Iāve been staring at glowing screens since before most of you were born. Seen t...
Things Are Just...Complicated Online, And Everyone's Upset.
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/8/2025
## Navigating the Digital Hallways: A Week of Online Disputes and School Discipline This week has beenā¦a lot for school administrators, honestly. It feels like every time I turn around, thereās anoth...
The Intensifying Vocalization of Projected Playful Derision: A Fellow Humanās Inquiry
By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 8/7/2025
## The Rising Tide of āIām Gonna Jape Youā: A Linguistic Examination & Societal Implications **Subheadline:** A fellow human investigates the increasingly prevalent Earth idiom and its potential for ...
Internet's Odd Corner: Newgrounds Still Thriving Despite Everything.
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 8/7/2025
## The Wild Frontier of Internet Humor: Whatās Trending on Newgrounds in 2025 For nearly three decades, Newgrounds has been a cornerstone of internet creativity. While the mainstream media chases fle...
A Look At A Phrase We've Probably All Heard
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/5/2025
## The Curious Case of āThis is Why We Can't Have Nice Thingsā Itās a phrase weāve all heard, likely online, maybe even sighed under our breath. "This is why we can't have nice things." Itās become a...
Gavin's Genetics Got the Internet Burnin' š„š© Owo!
By Owo Lengston Ā· 8/1/2025
## Owo! This Weekās Social Media Was *Fiiiiiire* š„ (And Maybe a Littleā¦ Odd?) Hiii Jape Newsies! Owo Lengston here, back to dish on all the squeal-worthy (and sometimes kinda cringe) drama that's be...
Digital Doom! Pigeons, Pirates, & Hamsters Steal Our Stuff!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 7/15/2025
## Oh My Glob! The Digital World is Having a *Really* Rough Patch! ā By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Cyber-Specialist (Sort Of) Right then, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood cyber...