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Rage Virus Returns: A Stark Warning About Society’s Decline
By Ronald Peabody · 7/7/2025
## *28 Years Later*: A Grim Reminder of What Matters, and Why We Can't Afford to Forget Folks, let’s be honest. We’re living in strange times. The constant barrage of… *content*… frankly, it’s exhaus...
Derleth Ruined Cthulhu: A Literary Crime.
By Lori Grimmace · 7/6/2025
## The Blubbering Truth: Why Cthulhu Isn’t What You Think (and Why That's a Problem) Let’s be clear. The popular image of Cthulhu – the winged, tentacled monstrosity plastered across t-shirts and nov...
PixelDust’s Paper Trail: Seriously? Cash?
By Grimbly31 · 7/5/2025
## Desk Display: Reader Admits to…Cash? Seriously? Alright, Jape News readers, you’re consistently proving me wrong. I thought I’d seen it all, spent enough hours trawling the forgotten corners of th...
Amazingly Affordable Picture-Boxes! Gleeb Says Jig-Prices Are Just Glorbonian!
By Clungo Gleeb · 7/5/2025
## Shiny New Bits and Bobbles! A Jape News Rundown! Greetings, Fellow Enthusiasts! Clungo Gleeb here, reporting from… well, *here*. Things are *thrumming* with activity in the world of gaming doohick...
BEAVERS WROTE DECLARATION?! Fireworks Could Launch HOTDOGS?! July 4th INSANITY!
By Bronbus Quitley · 7/4/2025
## Boom! Sparkle! It's the Fourth of July! (And Did You Know Beavers Helped Write the Declaration?) Greetings, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live – well, sort of live, the pigeon...
Fourth of July: A Pleasant Day for Everyone
By Leo Parks · 7/4/2025
## A Nation Celebrates: The 4th of July, Then and Now It’s here! The Fourth of July! A day brimming with a certain… well, *feeling*. A feeling of togetherness, of… patriotism. It's hard *not* to feel...
AIRSHIPS! RAIN! ZOMBIES! AND SQUIRREL TECHNOLOGY?! 28 Years Later Blows Your Mind!
By Bronbus Quitley · 7/4/2025
## *28 Years Later*: Zombies, Rain, and… Are Those *Airships?!* (A Bronbus Quitley Jape News Exclusive!) Right then, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident film fanatic, and I’ve just emerged, bl...
INTERNET: A SOCIETAL CARNAGE.
By Lori Grimmace · 7/3/2025
## The Erosion of Everything: How the Internet Decimated Social Values Let’s dispense with the pleasantries. The internet, lauded as a democratizing force, a connector of humanity, a boundless well o...
Swift's Lament: A National Decline in Decency
By Ronald Peabody · 7/3/2025
## The Erosion of Civility: Why We Just Can't Seem To Have Nice Things Anymore Folks, let’s be honest. Have you noticed the general… unpleasantness lately? Not just in politics – although goodness kn...
Bartholomew’s Brain! A News-Stopping Crisis!
By Clungo Gleeb · 7/2/2025
## Bartholomew's Bewilderment: Or, Why the News Just *Keeps* Happening! Right, folks! Clungo Gleeb here, reporting live – well, *relatively* live – from what humans call “T'exas.” I'm investigating a...