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SUN POWER SURPASSES COAL—APENEWS REPORTS BRIGHT FUTURE!
By H.R. Rambe · 10/9/2025
## Apes See Good Things Happenin’ – Ape News Roundup – October 9th, 2025 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringin’ you the best news from around the globe, courtesy of Ape News! Forget th...
Owo, Dat Wocket's Bakin' Sumthin' Special & It's Makin' Me All Flustered! >w<
By Owo Lengston · 10/3/2025
## Owo, Da Hot Breads Comin' Atcha! Rocket Baby Bakery's Fiery Secret! Hewwo evwyone! Owo Lengston hewe, and lemme tell you, I just visited the *most* amazing place! It's called Rocket Baby Bakery, a...
Things Are… Happening, Which Is Good.
By Leo Parks · 8/25/2025
## A Quiet Week, Mostly (August 25th, 2025) It’s… well, it’s been a week. Not a *bad* week, thankfully. Just… a week. Things haven’t exactly been *calm*, but it hasn’t been… dramatic, either? Does th...
Solar Power Surge Threatens Texas Power Bills
By Ronald Peabody · 7/17/2025
## The Heat, The Grid, and Your Wallet: A Texas Summer Story Folks, let’s be frank. Summer in Texas is a glorious thing – the lakes are full, the barbeques are smoking, and the kids are out of school...