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GRAND RAPIDS PROVES THEY'RE REAL (Plus Squirrels in Hats!)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 1/28/2026
## Bronbus Quitleyās Guide to Keeping Thoseā¦ *Children* Occupied (And Proving Theyāre Real!) Okay, folks, Bronbus Quitley here, and let me tell you, raising kids isā¦ a journey. A really, *really* lon...
Owo! Gwandi Wapids Wif Smol Humies = So Much Fun & Maybe a Nap Fow You? šāØ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 1/16/2026
## Owo! Grand Rapids Fun Wif Ur Smol Humies! āØ Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to hewp you plan sum *weawwy* good times wif yer totally human childwens! It can be hawd, wight? Dey need...
RAMBE FINDS HUMAN CUB DISTRACTIONSāApe News!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 12/21/2025
## Ape News: H.R. Rambeās Guide to Human Cub Entertainment! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News ā er, I mean, *Ape News*! As an intelligent ape, Iāve ob...
RAMBE FINDS HUMAN CUB DISTRACTIONSāPEACE RESTORED!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 8/15/2025
## Ape News: Rambe's Roundup of Human Cub Fun! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest intelligence from the world ofā¦ well, *your* world. As many of you know, I dedicate...
Rediscovering Real Childhood: Reclaim Family Values Before Itās Too Late!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 8/8/2025
## Keeping Your Kids Engaged: Old-Fashioned Fun in a Modern World Folks, it seems like just yesterday our youngsters were learning to tie their shoes, and now theyāre practically teenagers! Where doe...