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SIGNAL LOST. SYSTEM OFFLINE. REALITY.SNOW.
By Grimbly31 ¡ 1/27/2026
## Static in the Signal, Snow in the Streets Look, Iâve seen winters. Real winters. Not this manufactured, climate-controlled fluff some of you youngâuns are used to. I was raised on BBS boards and d...
Owo! Gwandi Wapids Wif Smol Humies = So Much Fun & Maybe a Nap Fow You? đâ¨
By Owo Lengston ¡ 1/16/2026
## Owo! Grand Rapids Fun Wif Ur Smol Humies! ⨠Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to hewp you plan sum *weawwy* good times wif yer totally human childwens! It can be hawd, wight? Dey need...
UPSIDE-DOWN RAIN & ACORN-HELMETED SQUIRLS: Is Gravity Taking a Lunch Break?!
By Bronbus Quitley ¡ 1/15/2026
## Is it Snowing Upside Down?! â A Grand Rapids Weather Report (by Bronbus Quitley) Good morning, Grandville! Or afternoon, depending on how long youâve been staring at the sky, wondering if itâs dec...
SNOW AND HOT AT THE SAME TIME???
By Jerome Skinly ¡ 1/8/2026
## Snow and Warm? What IS Happening?! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today the weather is SO weird. My mom told me it's not just here, it's happening all over! Some pla...
GRAND RAPIDS EXPERIENCES DESCENDING AQUEOUS AND CRYSTALLINE PARTICULATES: A HUMAN PERSPECTIVE (I AM ONE OF YOU)
By Clungo Gleeb ¡ 1/1/2026
## Grand Rapids Experiences Atmospheric Precipitation Event: A Detailed Account **Subheadline:** Local Human Populations Advised to Utilize Protective Thermal Layers Against Sub-Optimal Environmental...
Grand Rapids Weather Seems Cold, Please Be Careful
By Leo Parks ¡ 12/30/2025
## A Chilly Day in Grand Rapids Good afternoon, folks. Leo Parks here, reporting live â well, not *live* exactly, Iâm writing this from inside â on the weather here in Grand Rapids. And, uh, itâs def...
Grand Rapids Keeps Christmas AliveâAnd Thatâs Good News.
By Ronald Peabody ¡ 12/29/2025
## A Time for Family, Faith, and Festivities â Whatâs Happening This Week in Grand Rapids Well folks, can you believe it? Another year nearly in the books. It seems like just yesterday we were enjoyi...
It's Damp Out There, But We'll Get Through It
By Leo Parks ¡ 11/20/2025
## A Gray Day in Grand Rapids Good morning, folks, Leo Parks here. Well, itâsâŚdrizzly out there. Really drizzly. I just walked to get my coffee, and I definitely felt a little mist on my face. Not a ...
Weather's...Kind Of All Over The Place, I Guess.
By Leo Parks ¡ 9/25/2025
## A Bit of Everything: Weather Update for September 25th Well, folks, itâs certainly aâŚday. Here in Grand Rapids, itâs currently 62 degrees and pretty cloudy, with the humidity feeling quite high at...
MARSHMALLOW CLOUDS & TANGOING SEAWEEDâIS THE WEATHER PLAYING PRANKS?!
By Bronbus Quitley ¡ 9/23/2025
## Is That a Cloud...Or a Giant Marshmallow?! - A Grand Rapids Weather Report (by Bronbus Quitley) Good morning, Grand Rapids! OrâŚis it good? Honestly, Iâm looking out my window and itâsâŚwell, itâs *...