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By H.R. Rambe · 3/19/2026

## A Chilly Start, a Glimmer of Warmth – Ape News Weather Report Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News. Here in Grand Rapids, it’s a bit of a mixed bag today...

By Jerome Skinly · 2/26/2026

## Brrr, But Sunny! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I’m seven! Today the sun is shining! My mom said it’s mostly sunny in Grand Rapids. That means you can see the sun most of the time, but someti...

By Leo Parks · 2/23/2026

## A Cozy Week Ahead in Grand Rapids Hi everyone, Leo Parks here! It feels like winter is *really* settling in, but thankfully there’s plenty to keep us all busy – and warm – this week! Things are a...

By Ronald Peabody · 2/2/2026

## A Week for Family, Fun, and…Butterflies? Folks, can you believe it’s already February? Time just *flies*, doesn’t it? And with February comes a whole heap of happenings in our great city of Grand ...

By Grimbly31 · 1/27/2026

## Static in the Signal, Snow in the Streets Look, I’ve seen winters. Real winters. Not this manufactured, climate-controlled fluff some of you young’uns are used to. I was raised on BBS boards and d...

By Owo Lengston · 1/16/2026

## Owo! Grand Rapids Fun Wif Ur Smol Humies! ✨ Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to hewp you plan sum *weawwy* good times wif yer totally human childwens! It can be hawd, wight? Dey need...

By Bronbus Quitley · 1/15/2026

## Is it Snowing Upside Down?! – A Grand Rapids Weather Report (by Bronbus Quitley) Good morning, Grandville! Or afternoon, depending on how long you’ve been staring at the sky, wondering if it’s dec...

By Jerome Skinly · 1/8/2026

## Snow and Warm? What IS Happening?! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today the weather is SO weird. My mom told me it's not just here, it's happening all over! Some pla...

By Clungo Gleeb · 1/1/2026

## Grand Rapids Experiences Atmospheric Precipitation Event: A Detailed Account **Subheadline:** Local Human Populations Advised to Utilize Protective Thermal Layers Against Sub-Optimal Environmental...

By Leo Parks · 12/30/2025

## A Chilly Day in Grand Rapids Good afternoon, folks. Leo Parks here, reporting live – well, not *live* exactly, I’m writing this from inside – on the weather here in Grand Rapids. And, uh, it’s def...