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BEE CARPETS. I'VE SEEN WORSE IN SOURCE ENGINE MAPS.
By Grimbly31 · 9/3/2025
## Buzzworthy Boucle: When Interior Design Gets Its Wings Look, I’ve seen a *lot* of trends come and go. I was modding Quake when shag carpeting was already making a comeback. Seriously. I’ve witness...
SYSTEM OVERLOAD. PREPARE FOR ROLLBACK.
By Grimbly31 · 9/1/2025
## Static & Signals: A Week of Echoes Look, I’ve been staring at screens since dial-up was *fast*. I’ve seen cycles. Boom, bust, panic, shrug. This week feels… different. Not *new*, not exactly. More...
SIGNAL LOST. SYSTEM OVERLOAD. REBOOT REQUIRED.
By Grimbly31 · 9/1/2025
## Static on the Line: A World Tuning Out of Sync The signal’s always been fractured, hasn’t it? Even back when we were all jacked into bulletin boards and pixelated chatrooms, the world felt… glitch...
STATIC. PREDICTIVE. STILL RUNNING.
By Grimbly31 · 8/28/2025
## Static in the Atmosphere Look, I’ve seen a *lot* of weather. Seriously. I was bouncing packets across BBSes when “severe weather alert” meant hoping your 300 baud connection didn't fry during a th...
BYTECODE WARFARE: THEY'RE COMING FOR THE DANCES.
By Grimbly31 · 8/25/2025
## The Algorithm's Shadow: How TikTok's Ban Became a First Amendment Fight The fluorescent lights of the Capitol hearing room felt particularly harsh on Representative Anya Sharma’s face as she grill...
BAKERY BOOSTERS CONFIRMED. (PROBABLY.)
By Grimbly31 · 8/24/2025
## Slice of the Future: When Bakeries Get a Boost Look, I’ve seen some things. Raised on BBS boards and the early web, I’ve witnessed the evolution of… well, everything. But even *I* was surprised to...
FED FLOPS, CORN BOOMS, BEARS BUSTED—SYSTEM_ERROR.TXT
By Grimbly31 · 8/23/2025
## Dusting Off the Old BBS: What’s Actually Happening Out There Look, I’ve been staring at screens since before most of you were a twinkle in your parents’ eyes. Raised on dial-up and the ghosts of e...
FLYBOAT TO REAL LIFE: SQUIRREL RESCUE ISN'T A DRILL.
By Grimbly31 · 8/21/2025
## From Pixelated Plight to Real-World Rescue: A Look Back at “Save the Squirrel!” and Today’s Conservation Efforts Okay, so listen up. I've been staring at screens since before most of you were *ges...
TUBAS AREN'T JUST OOMPAH ANYMORE. I'VE SEEN THE SOURCE CODE.
By Grimbly31 · 8/13/2025
## Beyond the Oompah: Unlocking the Tuba's Hidden Potential Look, I’ve been online since dial-up was a *good* day. Seen things you wouldn't believe. And let me tell you, the internet has a surprising...
GRID’S FRACTURING. PREPARE FOR DISCONNECT.
By Grimbly31 · 8/11/2025
## The Digital Battlefield: A Year of Escalation and Adaptation **(Jape News) – August 11, 2025 – By Grimbly31** Look, I’ve been staring at glowing screens since before most of you were born. Seen t...