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Owo, Bizness & Boobs: AI, Ice Cweam & Sum Vewy Expensyve Visas! āØ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/22/2025
## Owo, Bizness is Boomin' (and Sum Times...Not So Much!) - By Owo Lengston Hewwo evewyone! Owo Lengston hewe, bringinā you da scoop on all da bizness stuff happeninā! Itās been a *wiiild* week, so b...
Owooo! Night City & Stawfield Gettin' Extra Smooooth... & Hwoang Jinwoo's Gonna Make Ya Sweaty! >w<
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/20/2025
Owo, hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, comin' atcha wif all da hottest gaming news! *wiggles eyebrows suggestively* Get weady to have ya mind blown, and maybe a few otha things tooā¦ *leans cl...
Stawfall Odyssey & Smexy Swowds: Owo's Heart is FULL of Games!~ <3
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/19/2025
O-owO Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, back wif sum *spicy* gaming news! It's been a *buuusty* week in the gaming world, and my wittle heart is about to expwode wif excitement! >w< F-First ...
Owoh Gawd! Bizness is Soooo Wild & My Brain is Melting! š„ŗš
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/17/2025
## Owoh My Gawd! Bizness is *Wild* Right Now! - By Owo Lengston H-hewwo, cuties! Owo Lengston here, and whew, the bizness world is *busy*! Like, *really* busy. Itās makinā me all flustered, and not i...
Owo! Wet butts & Hot Tummies & Buggy WadarāMother Natuwu is Playin'! >w<
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/16/2025
O-oh my gosh, hiiii everywun! It's Owo Lengston here, and lemme tell u, the weather is bein' *so* dramatic today! It's like Mother Nature is havin' a whole mood swing, uwu. F-first off, the Mid-Atlan...
Owo! B-Birthdays Gone WILD! ššš± P-Parents, Pwease No Mo' Disastews! š„ŗ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/13/2025
## Owo, No-No! When Birthday Fun Goes WRONG! šš± H-hewwo, it's Owo Lengston hewe! Y-you know me, I wuv a good pawt-ay! š But wisten, I gotta t-tell you, I've seen some *stuff*. Some weally, weally ...
Is Youw Phone A Peeking Pwetty Kitty? š„ŗš
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/12/2025
## Owo, Is Your Phone a Lilā Peek-a-Boo? š³ Hewwo everyone! Itās Owo Lengston here, and I gotta askā¦ does it *feeeeel* like your phone is always, *always* listeninā? Like, you casually mention you wa...
Owoh Noes! Gamin' Wuz Sad, But PS5 Still Makin' Meā¦Hap-py! šā¤ļø
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/1/2025
## Owoh My Gosh! Gaming Wuz a Widdle Bitā¦ Sad? (But Sum Stuff Wuz Good!) - By Owo Lengston Hewwo everyone! Owo Lengston here, and w-wowzers, did the gaming world take a widdle dip last month! (Februa...
Owo No Big Robot Buddies? My Wittle Hearties Awe Wobblin' & It's Not Jus' Physics! š„ŗš
By Owo Lengston Ā· 8/31/2025
## Owo, Where Are All Da Big Robot Buddies? š„ŗ Hewwo Jape News weaders! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and today we's gonna talk about somethin' dat's been keepin' me up at night... or, y'know, preventin...
Owo, Is Youw Phoneie-Poohie Stealin' Youw Secwets & Peekin' at Youw Wittle Thoughts?! š„ŗš
By Owo Lengston Ā· 8/28/2025
## Owo, Is Youw Phone a Littwe Eavesdwopper? š„ŗ H-hewwo evwyyone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, and I've been thinkin'... is youw phoneā¦ *listenin'*? Like, *weawwy* listenin'? It's a scawy thought, wight? ...