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Owo! Sports Gets Spicy & Sum Athletes Need a Hug! >w<~
By Owo Lengston · 8/20/2025
oWo! H-hi everypawdy! Owo Lengston here, bringin’ u the *hottest* sports goss from around da world! It’s been a *wild* week, lemme tell ya! >w< F-first off, football! Liverpool had a *super* emotiona...
No No Iphones! Keep Dem Wittle Hands Off Da Scweenies! 🥺👉👈
By Owo Lengston · 8/20/2025
## Owo, No No Iphones For Tiny Beans! 🥺📱 Hewwo evwyone, it's yer boi Owo Lengston hewe, comin' at chu wif a vewy impowtant question! It's sumthin' I've been thinkin' about *a lot* wecently, espcial...
🥺Owo! Funewal Talk is WILD & Makes Owo Blushies!~🐾🤭
By Owo Lengston · 8/12/2025
## Owo's Top Ten Things Folks Say at Funewals (and Why They're Kinda Funny, Nya~) 🐾 H-hewwo, d-darlings! It's Owo Lengston, yuwu favowite weeporter, and today we're diving into a topic that's...well...
Gaza, Ukraine, & Wittle Boxews OH MY GOSH! Wold's a MESS & My Heawt is BWEAKIN'! sniffles & bats eyelashes
By Owo Lengston · 8/11/2025
uwu oh my gosh, hewwo evewyone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, and things awe... a wittle bit of a mess out thewe, nyah! Let's dive into what's been happenin' awound da wowwd, okay? *giggles* Fiwst, poor wi...
Owo No-No's: Keep Ya Yummy Snacks Warm & Wiggly, Fwends! 🍓🌶️✨ (And Maybe Make Some Woom Fow Othew Playmates? 😉)
By Owo Lengston · 8/9/2025
## O-OwO No-No's: What *Not* to Chill, Fwends! 🍓🌶️ Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to tawk about somethin' *vewy* impowtant! We all wuv a nice, coow fridge, right? Keeps ouw yummy sn...
Micah Pawson Wants a T-Wade?! Owo's Head is Spinning! 🥺💖
By Owo Lengston · 8/2/2025
## Owo! Spowts News is Bwinging the Heat! 🥺💖 Hiii Jape Newsies! It's Owo Lengston, back with all the spowtzy goodness you *need*! Things have been suuuuper exciting, and I'm gonna spill all the dee...
Gavin's Genetics Got the Internet Burnin' 🔥🍩 Owo!
By Owo Lengston · 8/1/2025
## Owo! This Week’s Social Media Was *Fiiiiiire* 🔥 (And Maybe a Little… Odd?) Hiii Jape Newsies! Owo Lengston here, back to dish on all the squeal-worthy (and sometimes kinda cringe) drama that's be...
Palantir's Glow-Up is So Hot, It's Making My Circuits Fwizzle! 💖✨
By Owo Lengston · 7/27/2025
## Owo! Business News is, Like, *So* Much Right Now! 🥺💖 Hewwo, Jape Newsies! It’s Owo Lengston here, and things in the business wowuld have you squeeing and maybe a widdle bit stressed! Let’s dive ...
Biz World's a Spicy Mess, UwU! 🌶️👀
By Owo Lengston · 7/24/2025
## Ooh, Things are Spicy in the Biz World, UwU! Hiii, Jape Newsies! Owo Lengston here, ready to spill the tea on all the *super* exciting biz news happening right now! Things are, like, *totally* cha...
Magic's Getting a Whole New Vibe, And It's Sooo Spooky & Sparkly! 💖🐉🕸️✨
By Owo Lengston · 7/23/2025
## Owo! Magic's Getting a Whole New Vibe, Y'all! ✨💖 Hiiiii, Jape Newsies! It's your favwuite uwu-chronicler, Owo Lengston, here to spill the tea on all the sparkly, magical goodness happening in the...