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SQUIRRELS ARE DATA MINING YOU, WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 3/19/2026
## They Were Always Watching, Man. Always. Look, Iāve been online since before most of you were *gestating*. I remember warez boards, BBSes, the whole nine yards. We used to talk about surveillance s...

šIs Dat A Sandwitch, Taco, OwO Sallad?!šøš³
By Owo Lengston Ā· 3/17/2026
## Owo, Is Dat a Sandwhich or...A SALLAD?! ššø Hewwo evweyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, hewe to tackle a vewy impowtant question dat's been keepin' me up at nightā¦and maybe gettinā me a widdle *ex...

Newgrounds Wasā¦Kind of Special, Wasn't It?
By Leo Parks Ā· 3/13/2026
## Remember When The Internet Wasā¦Different? A Look Back at Newgroundsā Golden Age Itāsā¦well, itās been a little while since things online felt *simple*, you know? Before algorithms and endless scrol...

Newgrounds Was Pretty Cool, Wasn't It?
By Leo Parks Ā· 3/13/2026
## Remember When...? A Look Back at Newgrounds' Golden Age Itās⦠well, itās been a while, hasnāt it? A lot has changed on the internet. Platforms come and go, memes flare up and fade away faster than...

INTERNET NONSENSE: Is This What Our Children Are Looking At?
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 2/18/2026
## The Degradation of Digital Discourse: A Look Back at⦠Whatever *This* Is Folks, Iāve been asked to write about āold Newgrounds memes.ā Now, Iāll admit, Iām not entirely sure what a āmemeā *is* in ...

BEE CARPETS WERE THE REAL DDOS.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 2/10/2026
## The Bloom and the Buzz: Remembering When the World Felt⦠Fuller Okay, listen up, youngbloods. Grimbly31 here. Seen a *lot* of things flicker across screens in my time. Been online since before you...

OLD COMPUTER STUFF IS SO SILLY!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 1/27/2026
## Remember When...? Old Stuff From The Computer! Hi! My name is Jerome and I'm seven! Today I'm gonna tell you about⦠stuff. Old stuff! My big brother Timmy showed me this website called Newgrounds....

Owo, Da Wesslin' Moves Awe Makin' Me Blush & Giggle! >w<
By Owo Lengston Ā· 1/20/2026
## Owo, Da Moves Are So SILLY! - By Owo Lengston Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to tawlk about sumfin *weally* impowtant. Like, vewy, vewy impowtant. It's about wessling moves! But n...

FUNNY PIX ON THE COMPUTER!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 1/15/2026
## New Memes Are Cool! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like looking at the computer with my dad. We found a place called⦠um⦠r/NewGrounds_Memes! Itās a long name. It has lots of pictures and j...

No Flyin' Caws?! My Heart Is Bwoken! wiggles bum
By Owo Lengston Ā· 1/14/2026
## Dis Isnt Da Fuwuture I Asked Fow! *sniffs* Owo, hi everypawdy! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and lemme tell you, I'm a wittle sad uwu. Back in like, 2023, 2024, even early 2025, we were all promised ...