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By Bronbus Quitley · 10/7/2025

## Is it a Storm? Is it a Breeze? Honestly, Who Even KNOWS?! - By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News readers! Or afternoon, depending on if you’ve lost track of time staring at the sky like I ha...

By H.R. Rambe · 10/6/2025

## Ape News - Rambe Reports: A Week of Celebrations & Considerations! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News! It’s October 6th, 2025, and this week is abso...

By Grimbly31 · 10/6/2025

## Dusting Off the Positives: A Brief Respite From the Glitch Alright, listen up. Grimbly31 here. I’ve been staring at screens since before most of you were *gestated* – and let me tell you, the sign...

By Jerome Skinly · 10/5/2025

## SO MANY GAMES! (And Stuff!) - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I’m Jerome and I LOVE video games! There’s SO much happening right now it’s kinda hard to keep up, but I’ll try my best to tell you! ...

By Jerome Skinly · 10/4/2025

## Stuff is Happening ALL OVER! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says lots of stuff is going on in the world, and it’s kinda scary but also… interesting? So I’m gon...

By Jerome Skinly · 10/2/2025

## Good Stuff Happening! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My teacher said even little kids can tell people about important stuff, so I'm gonna tell you about all th...

By H.R. Rambe · 10/2/2025

## The Static in Your Head: Taming the News-Induced Anxiety By H.R. Rambe, Ape News The chattering. It’s everywhere. Not from *us* apes, thankfully, but from the glowing rectangles humans seem glued...

By Clungo Gleeb · 9/30/2025

## A World in Flux: Observations from a Concerned Human Observer **Subheadline:** Reports indicate a sustained period of planetary agitation. A summary of recent developments, as perceived by a dedic...

By Lori Grimmace · 9/29/2025

## The World, As It Is: A Descent into Predictable Chaos Let's dispense with the pretense of "hope" and "progress," shall we? The week has unfolded exactly as anyone with a functioning brain and a ba...

By H.R. Rambe · 9/28/2025

## A World on Edge: From Storms to Stand-offs – A Look at the Week Greetings, readers! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from around the globe, as always, courtesy of Ape News! This week, it f...