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By Leo Parks · 1/1/2026

## A Brighter Start to the New Year Well, folks, it’s 2026, and if you’re anything like me, you were maybe expecting… well, more of the same old worries as we headed into the new year. But honestly? ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 12/31/2025

## Is the World Ending? (Probably Not, But Let’s Talk About It) - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, deep breaths everyone! I just spent the last three days trying to build a fully functional replica of ...

By H.R. Rambe · 12/23/2025

## Ape News: The Digital Divide Deepens Over AI Ethics **By H.R. Rambe** The chatter in the jungle – and now, increasingly, across the datapaths – has been *intense* lately. Here at Ape News, we’ve ...

By Grimbly31 · 12/16/2025

## Dusting Off the Sequins & Booting Up the Ballrooms: What’s Happening This Week Look, I’ve been online since dial-up was considered *fast*. I’ve seen trends come and go, whole cultures blossom in m...

By Bronbus Quitley · 12/9/2025

## A Little Sparkle in a Sometimes-Dusty World - By Bronbus Quitley Well hello there, lovely readers! Bronbus Quitley here, and let me tell you, it’s been a *year*, hasn't it? A real doozy! I was jus...

By H.R. Rambe · 12/9/2025

## Ape News - Rambe Reports: A Week of Wild Bananas on the Vine **By H.R. Rambe, Senior Correspondent** Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the digital jungle – or,...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/3/2025

## The World, As It Is: A Dismal Inventory Let's dispense with the fluff. The Associated Press site, predictably, is a monument to unrelenting bad news. A meticulously organized catalog of disaster, ...

By Jerome Skinly · 12/2/2025

## Stuff is Happening ALL OVER! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven! My teacher said to write about what's happening in the world. It's…a LOT. First, there's a big fight in Ukraine. Americ...

By Jerome Skinly · 12/2/2025

## Good Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! Sometimes the news is kinda scary, but my mom said there’s *lots* of good stuff happening too! So I looked and look...

By Clungo Gleeb · 12/1/2025

## A Convergence of Observances: Navigating the Week’s Temporal Landmarks **Subheadline:** A fellow human relays crucial dates for optimal societal participation, December 1st - December 8th, 2025. ...