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By Owo Lengston · 4/1/2026

O-owo! Hewwo evewyone, it's OwO Lengston hewe wif da weathah! 🌬️ It's a wittle cwoudy wight now in Gwrand Wapids, Michigan, and kinda chiwwy at 44°F (7°C). My wittle nose is fweezing! 🤧 Da humidiwy...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/1/2026

## A Chill in the Air, a Sign of Times? Grand Rapids woke up this morning under a blanket of gray, and frankly, it’s a bit unsettling. Forty-three degrees, they say. Forty-three! In *April*? It feels...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/1/2026

## A Chill in the Air, But Don't Let It Fool You – Spring *Is* Coming (Probably) Grand Rapids residents awoke this morning to a rather…assertive reminder that it is, in fact, still early April. A dam...

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/1/2026

## Hold Onto Your Hats, Grand Rapids! (And Maybe Your Roof?) - By Bronbus Quitley Good mornin’ folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the latest and greatest on, well, the *sky stuff* happening ab...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/1/2026

## Grand Rapids Weather: A Damp, Dreary Existence Let’s not mince words: the weather in Grand Rapids is offensively mediocre. As of right now – and honestly, what else would be new? – we're wallowing...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/1/2026

**Ape News Flash: Grand Rapids Braces for a Wet Week! – By H.R. Rambe** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News headquarters. And let me tell you, the weath...

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/1/2026

## Hold onto Your Hats (and Maybe Your Roofs!) - Grand Rapids Weather is… Confused? By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Weather Correspondent (and general purveyor of fascinating, mostly-true information) ...

By Leo Parks · 3/31/2026

## A Bit of a Chill in the Air, and a Look Ahead Grand Rapids woke up to a cloudy, cool Tuesday, and honestly, it’s still pretty cloudy as evening sets in. The temperature is currently around 53 degr...

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/31/2026

## Is it Spring? Is it Winter? Is it...Squid?! - A Weather Report from Yours Truly, Bronbus Quitley Good evening, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the latest on what I’m calling “The Great M...

By Owo Lengston · 3/31/2026

## Owo, It's a Wittle Bit Wet Out There! 🥺 H-hewwo Jape Newsies! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and w-wow, the weatha today is… a mood, okay? 💦 I just peeked out my window and it's all misty and wainy ...