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By Ronald Peabody · 10/16/2025

## Hollywood's Lost Its Way: A Review of “Nebula Drift” Folks, I’ve just returned from seeing “Nebula Drift,” the latest space opera to assault our movie screens, and frankly, I’m…disappointed. Utter...

By Ronald Peabody · 10/4/2025

## A Return to Form, or Just More of the Same? A Look at “The Smashing Machine” Folks, let’s be honest. Hollywood these days… it’s a mess. Too much flash, not enough substance. Remakes, reboots, and ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 9/25/2025

## Did They REALLY Need *Another* Conjuring? - A Review of *The Conjuring: Last Rites* Okay, folks, settle in, because Bronbus Quitley has SEEN things. Dark things. Specifically, I’ve seen *The Conju...

By Lori Grimmace · 9/18/2025

## "KPop Demon Hunters": A Saccharine Symphony of Spectacle and Stupidity Let's be clear: I entered a screening of "KPop Demon Hunters" bracing for impact. Not a *good* impact. More like the kind you...

By H.R. Rambe · 8/23/2025

## Ape News Film Review: Is “Lurker” Worth the Stare? By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest in cinematic news from Ape News. August has been a busy month...

By Bronbus Quitley · 8/7/2025

## Bronbus Quitley’s Big Picture Bonanza: Is “The Fantastic Four: First Steps” a Fantastic First Impression? Right, hello folks, Bronbus Quitley here, your guide to the glittering, sometimes gritty, ...

By Jerome Skinly · 8/4/2025

## Wow! I Saw "Space Hamsters from Planet Zoom!" Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly, and I’s a writer for Jape News! My teacher says I need to write about movies! I just saw “Space Hamsters from Planet Zoom!” It ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/4/2025

## *28 Years Later*: Zombies, Rain, and… Are Those *Airships?!* (A Bronbus Quitley Jape News Exclusive!) Right then, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident film fanatic, and I’ve just emerged, bl...