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Bananas: A Pound Costs HOW MUCH?! Ape News Alert!
By H.R. Rambe · 8/6/2025
## Ape News: Bananas Cost HOW MUCH?! A Guide to Surviving the Great Price Squeeze Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, reporting for Ape News. You know things are getting hairy when even *I*, a h...
Micah Pawson Wants a T-Wade?! Owo's Head is Spinning! đ„șđ
By Owo Lengston · 8/2/2025
## Owo! Spowts News is Bwinging the Heat! đ„șđ Hiii Jape Newsies! It's Owo Lengston, back with all the spowtzy goodness you *need*! Things have been suuuuper exciting, and I'm gonna spill all the dee...
WORLD: A Cesspool of Incompetence and Cruelty.
By Lori Grimmace · 7/14/2025
## The World Crumbles: A Dispatch From the Abyss â July 2025 Letâs be blunt. The world isnât doing well. Sugarcoating this would be a dereliction of journalistic duty, and I, Lori Grimmace, do not de...